“This obituary is filled with errors - most importantly - I AM NOT DEAD!“

“The world is quiet here.”

“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.” 

“Our love broke my heart…and stopped yours.”

“PLEASE READ SOMETHING ELSE.”

“I have a long list of things I’d rather not do.”  

“I was in deep denial, and I’m not talking about a river in Egypt.“

“Could it be that our ______ is unreliable?”

“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”  

“…and that’s why we broke up.”

“The thing with your heart’s desire is that your heart doesn’t even know what it desires until it turns up.” 

“When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are.”  

“S/he gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat again.”

“Sometimes words are not enough.” 

“Everyone tells you it’s all right to cry, but not enough people say it’s all right if you don’t want people to know.”  

“There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.”  

“But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.”

“You, meanwhile, are often dressed like a slob, and spend your days serving coleslaw.”

“Imagining the worst doesn’t keep it from happening.”  

“Well this isn’t too bad, I don’t have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I’m left-handed or right-handed.”

“You don’t spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.”  

”When something simple and true takes you by surprise, it hits you in the stomach.”

“It was a curious feeling, that something could be so close and so distant at the same time.” 

“Of course you can trust me - we read the same books.”

“You might be afraid of the _____, but the _____ is not afraid of you. That’s why the _____ is always close by.” 

“The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.”  

“Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again. ”

“They say love’s like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.”

“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.”  

“But somewhere in the world there is a place for all of us.”

“The only thing that made sense of the world was you.”

“Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up…unless it looks like an ax murderer.” 

“I want you to love me in particular.”

“I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.”

“Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.”

“No reality has the power to dispel a dream.”  

““Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world.”

“It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.” 

“Summer without you is colder than Winter, and Winter without you is even colder.”

“’Finders keepers’ is what they say, and I wanted to be kept.” 

“Nobody should feel pain all by themselves.”  

“We steal the happiness of others in order to be happy ourselves, and when it is stolen from us we voyage desperately to steal it back.”  

“He who wants the world must first escape from it.” 

“It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.”  

• “You can stay, but your clothes must go.”
• “Please, use the ball gag.”
• “Spread your cheeks.”
• “Take your clothes off.”
• “I wouldn’t misbehave half as much if I didn’t like the punishment.”
• “Let me blindfold you.”
• “Is that all your mouth is good for?”
• “Do you like when I touch you there?”
• “Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”
• “I liked that sound you made.  I’ll have to make you make that sound again.”
• “That’s sexy.”
• “How do you feel about hot wax?”
• “It’s just an ice cube.”
• “Which dildo would you prefer?”
• “Want to try a new position?”
• “I want you to lick the cum off the floor.”
• “Call me mommy/daddy.”
• “I’m going to spank you.”
• “You are so cute all tied up like that.”
• “Beg me to let you cum.”
• “I’m your master/mistress and will be addressed as such.”
• “Dominate me.”
• “I’d rather dom.”
• “I like your ass.”
• “Pull my hair.”
• “Please, have me.”
• “Is that a challenge?”
• “Harder!”
• “I hope your nipples aren’t too sore.”
• “We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”
• “I want you to count as I spank you.”
• “I want you to cum in my face.”
• “How about I give you a massage?”
• “Oh fuck yes!”
• “I want you to bend over the bed.”
• “Please, not the nipple clamps!”
• “You’ve been good, so I’m going to let you cum.”
• “Bend over”
• “Which vibrator would you prefer?”
• “Use your mouth.”
• “Get on your knees.”
• “How about some whipped cream?”
• “I love it when you moan like that.”
• “Rougher!”
• “Public sex turns me on.”
• “Fuck me.”
• “Play with my pussy.”
• “I want you to ride me.”
• “I’ve been naughty.”
• “You’ve been naughty.”
• “Spank me.”
• “I love it when you play with my nipples.”
• “Please, tie me up and have your way with me.”
• “I’d rather sub”
• “Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”
• “I know how to make you relax.”
• “I want you to tie me up and blindfold me so I don’t know what’s coming while you use me.”
• “We are going to watch a porn together for ideas.”
• “I’m gonna tie you up and have my way with you.”
• “I want you to beg.”
• “It’s really not that kinky.”
• “That’s kind of kinky.”
• “Put your ass in the air.”
• “I’ve been waiting here on the bed naked for a while now.”
• “Just sit back and let me give you a show.”
• “Why don’t we count the hickeys?”
• “Submit to me.”
• “I don’t care if people are around or not, take off your clothes.”
• “I’m going to record this so we can watch it together later.”
• “I’m going to go get the nipple clamps.”
• “Yes Mistress.”
• “If you wouldn’t make so many noises when I pull your hair, I wouldn’t have to do this”
• I want you to go down on me
• Fuck me harder!
• I’m gonna cum!
• “Bite me!”
• “Do you like when I play with your nipples like this?”
• “Spread your legs.”
• “I’m gonna ride you.”
• “I love this collar.”
• “Play with my cock/pussy.”
• “I’m going to sit on your lap and play with your cock/pussy.”
• “Don’t cum until I say it’s okay.”
• “You are all mine pet.”
• “They’ll never notice.”
• “I love looking at your ass after I’ve spanked it so much.”
• “Let me put this ball gag on you.”
• “I’ve got your collar ready for you.”
• “Keep it down or I’ll have to use a gag.”
• “What would you think about adding a third party?”
• “I like it when you bite me.”
• “Open up your ass for me.”
• “Yes Master.”
• Lick it all up.“
• “You are my little bitch.”
• “Fuck me until I can’t walk.”
• “Touch yourself for me.”
• “Blindfold me.”