I WILL GO TO HEAVEN

DON’T YOU REALIZE OUR BODIES COULD FALL APART AT ANY SECOND?

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

THIS RAP BEEF REACHING TUMBLR MEANS I NEED ALL Y'ALL TO LISTEN TO THE ALBUM "TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY" AND GET SOME DAMN CULTURE IN YALL PLAYLISTS

what is even the point of me spending all this money on testosterone if men are still gonna call me buddy in public

my favorite comments from the "not like us" video on youtube

hey guys what should i do with my one wild and beautiful life

hey guys me again. what should i do with my one wild and beautiful next 5 years

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

just saw someone say "deadbeat over a dead beat" god release us

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

Ethel Cain for Rolling Stone (2023)

There’s one thing, okay, that’s happening here, and that’s we all love each other. Okay? Us. Us, this! Caleb, you love Benicio, right? And Karen, you love Billy, and Freckle, you love me, and you also love Benicio, and Benicio also loves me and then it goes on and on like this. Do you guys see what I’m getting at? The Gay And Wondrous Life Of Caleb Gallo dir. Brian Jordan Alvarez

Seeing a cop in public: uneasy, on edge, prepared for the worst, hyper vigilant

Smelling weed in public: relaxed, joyful, safe and secure, among friends, at ease and smile