This Is It

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

The Fallout TV show is incredibly unfaithful to the games. It should have started with a 20 minute sequence where Lucy's facial features morph and her hairstyle changes, followed by a tutorial section where she learns how to crouch.

"wahhhh they made the brotherhood of steel a cult and abusive wahhhh" my brother in Christ. Have you played the games

How does it feel to be the most correct person to have ever drawn breath on planet earth?

Now now. Mars is doing what it can with what it's got.

Somebody doesn't like it? They should order it a bigger moon.

Ohio Total Solar Eclipse

For once. We CAN have shit in Ohio 🙏

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

this is the only good head canon I've ever had tbh

Drugged Fish Act Different

in all seriousness, don't flush your pills

In all seriousnes, i like to walk down to the shores of Lake Ontario and bend over to kiss the sturgeon, exchanging between our lips a single pill of methylphenidate and they thank me for it and the water looks so blue.

you gave an endangered species anxiety, and now he can't talk to bitches. Sad.

Your eyes are blinded by stones if you think a zebra fish and a lake sturgeon are similar. The lake sturgeon is large and noble, and they're getting really good grades in class thanks to me. Meanwhile the treacherous zebra fish lies to pubmed because of woke.

Lake Surgeon are a deepwater fish. You've never even met one. "I walk down to the shore of lake ontario" lol. Yeah right

Plus if you get money to research lake sturgon and blow it on Ritalin toxicity instead of blowing up a dam, ill fucking kill you myself

Why would I blow research money on something so absurd? The fish are blowing me buddy, but you wouldnt get that, because the clouds of violence have eclipsed the love in your heart. Anyways even the deepest dwelling fish can swim up, if they're passionate enough, not that you'd know anything about passion....

saw someone say that they block "ageless blogs" and for a moment i imagined, like, cthulhu having a tumblr

DNI if you have lain for aeons, deathless and half-sleeping, watching the stars churn and roil overhead as their short lives flicker against the canvas of night, or if you watch st*ven un*verse

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even DNI

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

By Mandyland_viz

Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

you can only reblog this today

I've noticed that some people making car content on the internet have stopped saying "tranny" as short for transmission, and using "trans" instead. Not sure if that's because of self-censorship to avoid demonetization on youtube, or if its because they actually don't want to say a slur anymore, but all I do know is it can end with some pretty funny results:

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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

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