Mass Effect fans are unhinged in the funniest way imaginable about Garrus and the mileage I’ve gotten out of just looking through the tags of a single GIFset of him manspreading at the start of ME2 has been enough to entertain me for 3 days. The second I saw someone call him “FuckMan McSexHaver” it was over.
shepard: ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…
garrus: who is ronald reagan
shepard: bofa deez nuts
Austin Powers in Mass Effect: Part 1
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there’s an educational trivia game at the citadel on the exhibits on different planets called “Dog or Not?” that shows pictures of various four legged mammals and asks if they’re a breed of dog.
it was mainly for kids to learn about the diversity of earth’s flora and fauna but it became popular with adult aliens too and had to be shut down after almost causing no less than three diplomatic incidents.
they brought it to the nexus and it’s caused two more so far
“That’s definitely a dog.” “Incorrect. This is actually an animal called a ‘raccoon’” “What? No! It’s got the ears and the tail!”
“Okay, okay, I got this. That’s not a dog. It’s way too big it’s uhhh I think humans call them bears.” “Incorrect. This is a dog breed called a ‘newfoundland’”
And when it becomes such a cultural obsession that they run tournaments and the final rounds are displayed live on the worldswide hologram system …
Somewhat cocky contestant (who heckles the others for wrong answers) looks at the hologram on display: “I’ve read up on a lot of Earth animals, even visited the Earth zoo, so you can’t fool me. It’s a picture on a farm so that’s the first clue. It’s white, fluffy, got a sloping forehead and no distinct… muzzle.. if I do remember the term correctly. It’s most definitely a sheep.”
Trivia host (attempting to hide their joy at finally being able to tell the contestant they’re wrong): “I’m sorry, that is a dog called a Bedlington Terrier. It is actually bred to look like a sheep, but notice the lack of keratinized tissue coverings on the extremities that make contact with the ground. You missed quite an obvious difference there.” (after the contestant stutters a bit and protests about dogs made specifically to look like not-dogs) “Let’s take it to the judges then” (after consulting small podium-top hologram of judging panel, now grinning and dripping with sarcasm) “Awwww…unfortunately it is a dog and rules of the game do not allow us to award partial credit… toooooo baaaaaad” (super cheerfully) “aaand… next image please!”
Is this allowed?
For N7 2018 day, i went and redrew an old piece of Javik from 2015 I love Javik … so much. Such a shame we never got any collectible merch of him.
“You’ll regret ever trying to pick a fight with me. You’re going straight to hell!”
Happy N7
A day late, in typical Jessie fashion…but decided I couldn’t skip a year! I love Aram too much!
I know it’s been awhile since my last post, but anyway Happy N7 Day!
Happy N7 Day! 💫
A v quick walking advertisment for N7 day! ❤️🖤
Happy N7 day everybody Tali is gay and so am I ☕ I’d love some coffee ☕
shakarian is love, shakarian is life <3
inspired by Gustav Klimt’s ‘Kiss’
redraw of a 3-year old drawing
Happy N7 day!
Happy N7 Day fellow Mass Effect fans! :D
I didn’t have the time for anything fancy this year, so here’s just a little sketch ;)
