trapped

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

Everyone look at this

The ending is incredibly satisfying

I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE

My brand!

Bringing this back

jimmy neutron promotional interruption during spongebob squarepants (2001)

this would fuck me up if i was watching live

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For the English speakers, it’s “bite” but written out as if someone’s saying it with their mouth full

“Friendship ended with the Inquisition. Now Cole is my only friend.” - Inquisitor Lavellan probably

Just saw someone say they were diagnosed female at birth instead of assigned and i cant stop laughing

Sorry i cant come in to school my doctor diagnosed me as female at birth :( here i even have a medical certificate

Wait i think i just reinvented misogyny

THESIS: the real reason that people stay on this hellsite is not “chronological order” or “the drama” or whatever (per se), but is instead linked to how tumblr, unlike most social media, is not optimised to give content as short of a half-life as possible, but instead is optimised to let content continue to cycle for months, years, even decades. this has in turn led to a more consistent centralised site “culture” in which there is more coherent linkage among different areas of the site, thus also explaining why its content permeates so thoroughly throughout the internet.

I think a couple other things also really help:

Follower count is not public information unless it’s voluntarily shared. So ‘popular’ users feel more like down to earth fellow human beings who happen to have good content who actually engages with their audience instead of a celebrity who’s unreachable.

Also we don’t use the verify symbol

Yup.

read for social media analysis, reblogged for castiels-pussy

The Angel of Death, Émile Jean-Horace Vernet, 1851

Oui

Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.

I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.

Is it Forged in Fire? Because if it is I totally agree.

It is.

There are 2 types of people in this world: blacksmiths and also blacksmiths but they don't look like it

The funny part is that sometimes it’s the guys that look like blacksmiths that are actually the ones that get sent home

Well it takes more than just a pretty face to forge a knife you know

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS, but also my family relentlessly mocks the host for being painfully masculine in a seemingly performative sort of way, leading to my dad begging me to make this image:

that was my exact actual real life reaction 😅

also, I've been asked to be on this show 3 times

????

To anyone who is confused:

Hope this clears things up.