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"my child is fine"
Your child was terrorized by a ghost every night then bullied at school and you called her a liar and sent her to therapy about it and she was still traumatized well into adulthood and is now comforted by her ghost-slaying radioactive girlfriend
Dude your evil lookalike fucking bit me
There are manmade joys beyond my comprehension, too. The horrors aren’t special.
god i miss queerbaiting. do you guys remember queerbaiting. do you guys remember the good old days. we had it so good. now every mf thinks theyre inventing gay people. i decide when theyre real! stop telling me what to do!
Hey do you mind not posting about Sonic as much? I don’t want to be that guy but it’s a little bit insensitive. We’re mutuals and it’s stated pretty clearly in my carrd that Sonic the Hedgehog is a touchy subject for me, given that I miss my pet hedgehog Sonic every single day of my life. She’s not dead by the way…I’m not traumadumping in your inbox. It’s just that my bitch ex-friend stole her from me as revenge for writing a callout post about them. And like, come on, I can’t believe they expected me NOT to write a callout post after I found out they write Good Omens abortion fanfic. That’s so fucked up. Aziraphale would never be anti-choice. Anyway…please just stop posting about Sonic the Hedgehog. I’m crying just thinking about my sweet angel baby. I’m so upset. I’m gonna go write another callout post to soothe my nerves. FUCK you Hunter
This site's hatemail game is insane
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.
that was the Devil
I mean they wanted rain
His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions
I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.
Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.
This website is a prison amd stuff like these are the bars of my cell.
watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”
is it a good idea to microwave this. slo mo destruction vids. will it blend. red hot nickel ball. 1000 degree hot knife. hydraulic press. industrial shredder. what's next for us in society
Appreciation for the humble trout.
I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"
I’m sensitive you dumb bitch
