Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

today is the day lads

cast NOW do NOT hold back cast NOW

experiencing the lesbian equivalent of guys being convinced they could beat a moose in a fight or w/e. objectively i could not handle that but couldnt i?

I am 6'5" and almost 300lbs, and this is all I have to say on this matter.

can’t wait for zahn to write the ahsoka series prequel book, where thrawn and ezra DO work together right up until a week before the show because they had an argument about the logistics of a Space Taco Tuesday and thrawn ended up sweeping ezra out the chimera’s door for a week-long banishment with a broom because he’s petty like that

me and the mutuals from 2015 watching Ahsoka, hearing the Thrawn theme again and Lars Mikkelsen's voice

(i'm hillary)

me the moment thrawn comes on screen

Thrawn’s troopers having kintsugi style armor is so brilliant. It shows thrawns love of art and it shows that the empire was a broken system without him. Also, it shows this version of soldier is better than the last.

when that organ started playing

The funniest thing is the report was written BY SPACEX

SPACEX WERE REQUIRED TO DO AN INVESTIGATION AND THEY FOUND THE 63 MISHAPS

he's asking about a report written by *his* company

The fucker's company got to write its own goddamn failure report. Something one might call a privilege, maybe even a privilege which shouldn't be afforded to private profit motivated companies, which would instead pay for unaffiliated third party or government authored reports for shit like this. And he can't even be bothered to read that.

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

I had no opinion on government dress codes before 24 hours ago, but my mind has been changed by the sheer magnitude of raw fury that has been unleashed among the professional conservative class in response to the ruling that Sen. Fetterman is allowed to wear shorts and a hoodie on Capitol Hill. It has been driving them crazy. I have been negatively polarized into the belief that we should ban suits and jackets entirely

Fetterman office going nuclear on this. Comms director:

This lady was the main act in a funny online "scandal" some weeks ago (?) bc she is some famous bigshot in the tradwife online community and it got 'leaked' that she is married to a pretty high up millonaire guy, and thats why she can live by making videos of her making all kinds of foods from scratch in vintage and original expensive ass old kitchen.

But well, nothing more trad than the rich wife of a rich guy being able to be a stay at home mom and to larp as a farmer. Even old time royalty liked to do that from time to time.

Is it just me or should prisoners work for free....? You're in prison because you committed crimes, some of them incredibly heinous and disturbing..... Why should we pay you for manual labor whilst in prison?

Because if you’re forced to do labour for free, that makes you an actual fucking slave.

Prisoners are human.

Humans have rights that must not be infringed upon.

and even if you somehow forgot that part, you're overlooking the part where adding economic incentive to incarcerate more people can and does lead to false arrests. there are lots of cases where judges got exposed for taking money under the table in exchange for lengthening prison sentences and sentencing people who would otherwise be found innocent. one guy in one of the carolinas was bribed to send as many Black kids as possible to a for-profit prison. he was quite literally selling children into slavery. they were not freed when he was caught and removed from the bench

Click here to make a racist boomer angry by enrolling to vote. Nearly 11% of 18-24 year olds in Australia aren’t enrolled, while almost EVERY SINGLE person over 55 is. Do we want racist old boomers deciding if Indigenous people are recognised and empowered in our constitution or would you rather make sure young people get a say in what happens?

YOU HAVE UNTIL SEPTEMBER 18TH (MONDAY 8PM LOCAL TIME) TO ENROL TO VOTE FOR THE VOICE REFERENDUM IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY.

You only need to enrol to vote once - so if you voted in the last federal election then you’re good. But there’s still many thousands of young people who haven’t enrolled at all!

COME ON! LET’S MAKE HISTORY!

TOMORROW IS THE DEADLINE

As a society, we need to bring back the Nintendo 3DS

Everybody tagging and commenting "original ds too" on this, I have great news about the functionality of the 3DS,

You're more right than you know! Did you know the current state of 3DS homebrew makes it so that:

You can install and make your 3DS hacked with about an hour of work.

There is no risk of bricking

It is 100% undetectable by Nintendo

You can play the games online

You can download and install any 3DS, DS, or GBA game and run them perfectly (the 3ds still has the GBA hardware in it!)

You can emulate the Playstation 1 on a new 3ds!

And an absurd amount more.

I've actually made a guide about what to do after you homebrew your 3ds so you can really understand how much nonsense you can do.

You can find it here! It's still early, but if you have any questions or comments, I've left comments enabled so I can get feedback.

Happy hacking!

OI OI.

IF YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THIS PERSON'S GOOGLE DOC ON WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH A HOMEBREWED 3DS, THEN IT'S ASSUMING YOU ALREADY HACKED IT

LEARN HOW TO DO THAT HERE:

ok!!!!!!

i was curious why thresher sharks have tails like that so i looked it up and it's so much funnier than i imagined

A reminder that almost 6 years ago I wore my Tucker cosplay to my brothers wedding

(On his request, he wanted his groomsmen and groomsperson to wear silly hats. I stole the show)