I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

You'll get more chances. At friendships. At relationships. At job/school related progress. At following your dreams. At chasing your passions. It's not now or never. There will always be other chances and other opportunities.

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

Have you fallen in love with me yet or do I need to post more nonsense

sir.. i am looking 👀 respectfully

ugghhhhhhh this man!!!!!!

With the right person, chillin at the crib not doing shit can be fun as fuck

Bye

plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma

Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama