some more Angel Dust, this time featuring Fat Nuggets!!!
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a/n: another fic with my gf!! because theyāre So Fun to write. this one was a bit more fun in the sense of we were a bit more free while writing them, so if anything is a little bit ooc, please excuse it! we were having fun :))
summary: angel watches alastor fall on his ass. angel also likes to be tickled. put two and two together and you get this fuckinā disaster.
word count:Ā 2,002Ā
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It was just another day in hell, and Alastor was walking through the hotel, not paying any attention to where he was going. His mind was, well, preoccupied at the moment. He was going over insults in his head, thinking about his last conversation with Charlie. He was thinking about all the different things he couldāve said, trying to come up with even more clever responses for next time. He was muttering things under his breath, presumably having a fake argument with himself. Suddenly, he lost his footing, and tried to steady himself before he fell over. The floor was just too slippery though, and he landed face-first into what he now realized was a puddle. He groaned and looked up to see a āCaution: wet floorā sign he hadnāt noticed before. Alastor rolled his eyes, glad that there was nobody around to see that.
All was quiet for a few moments, as if there truly was no one around to bear witness to the deer demonās plight. However, after just a few silent seconds, there was a snort, and then some loud, obnoxious laughter. When Al turned his head to look at the source of the noise, there was none other than a tall, lanky, pink and white arachnid, clutching his torso and bending over as he laughed, face turned into an uncharacteristically wide grin. āOh! Oh my god! Never in the Nine Circles of Hell would I ever imagined to see the day that the grand Radio Demon fell on his ass!ā At his words, Angel only laughed harder, all but crumpling to the ground. āThatās too fuckinā good!ā
Alastor glared at Angel. Well, this was embarrassing. He stood to his feet, shaking off some of the water. He brushed himself off and stood up straight. He could not believe that someone just saw him fall. And it had to be Angel, of all people. āYou think this is funny?ā He said.
āNo, no, ācourse not,ā Angel waved a hand. āIād never think something like that was funny.ā There was another pause. āā¦it was downright hilarious! I mean, god! You fell right on your ass! And were you muttering to yourself? The great Alastor talks to himself? I mean, this is too good!ā
a/n: TARA TARA TARA ( @melongiggles / @melonfics ) thank you for writing this with meeeee. its SO cute. this was so relaxing and flustering to write ahhhhh thank youuuu~ i love you so much my darling!<3 i hope you enjoyed as much as i did!
summary: a massage gone wrong.
word count: 2,193
*the title is just a sexual innuendo pun, its not at all a sexual fic! just thought it would be funny for a title, and very fitting :))
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Angel walked into Alastorās tower, slamming the door behind him with his boot before all but collapsing onto the couch with a groan. Workplace injuries were never good, but when the person in question was a pornstar? Yeah, even less ideal. His entire lower half ached, and not in the good way.
He glanced up at Alastor with a huff, moving forward to lay his head on his lap. āAl. Iām wounded. I think I may die,ā he said blatantly. āHelp me. Before I die.ā
Alastor smiled at the dramatic arachnid laying on his lap. He could tell that Angel was stressed, and he was more than willing to help with that. āWhat seems to be the problem?ā He asked, brushing his hand over Angelās head.
Angel huffed, āmy legs are some because some douchenozzle thought it nice to be rough with me. Iām a fragile boy!āwell, no, but still! It hurt! He hurt me, Al! Iām wounded!ā
āAwww, you poor thing,ā Alastor said, shaking his head and smiling. āIs there anything I can do to help? Perhaps a massage? That seems like an excellent method to relieve tension and stress!ā He began idly rubbing Angelās shoulders, waiting for an answer.
Angelās answer was simply leaning into his hands with an exaggerated pornstar moan, nodding his head. āAh, hell yeah, babeā¦ youāre so good with ya hands~ā He smirked, glancing back at him with a chuckle.
All right, I had to. This actually isnāt my first attempt at a Hazbin Hotel tickle fic, but it is the one I feel most comfortable sharing at the moment. Hopefully itās okay; I am still very new to this fandom. Also this fic is SFW. I know the show most definitely isnāt, but this story is. Just FYI! Hope you enjoy!
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āKnock, knock, Angel!ā
Angel Dust yelped, shooting upright in his bed just as Alastor flung the door open in a grand gesture, beaming.
āGah!ā the spider clutched his bare chest, heart hammering. āYou scared me to death, you psychopath!ā
Alastor laughed. āHow could I have scared you to death? Youāre already dead.ā His eyes drifted to the phone that lay in Angelās lap, a video playing on it with the sound muted. āNow, now, my dear. I hope you havenāt been doing anything untoward while left unsupervised.ā
Angel growled and tilted the phone screen away from him. āI wasnāt, if you must know. Not that youāre a saint or anything.ā
āThen Iām sure you wonāt mind sharing with the class.ā Alastor waved his baton, snatching the phone from Angelās grasp before the spider demon could stop him.
āHey! Whatever happened to respecting privacy around here?!ā
Alastor stayed quiet, watching the video play out with no indication of what he was thinking. Angel wanted desperately to lunge at him and take it back, but it was too late for that, and besides, he didnāt want the Radio Demon to counterattack. The seconds ticked by, long and slow. Finally Alastor hummed and tossed the phone back to him. In a flash Angel had closed the video, turned off the device, and shoved it under his pillow.
āWhat,ā said the Radio Demon in a quiet, even voice, āwas that?ā
āUgh.ā Angel ran a hand through his hair. āNothing. Just some video a client took while he was paying for my time and then broadcast to the world. Some big flipping joke, thatās all.ā
āWhy were you watching it?ā
āDoes it matter? I like to keep up with whatās trending, especially if that something is me. I gotta know what the clients are seeing.ā Angel got to his feet, only to be immediately shoved back down onto his bed. He yelped, surprised, and glanced at Alastor, but the Radio Demon hadnāt moved. It took him a moment to realize heād been put back in place by the shadows that always seemed to hover around the mysterious demon. āHey. Call off your minions, all right? I havenāt done anything wrong.ā
Alastor took a step forward. āWhy,ā he asked in a lower tone, āwere you watching it?ā He tilted his baton ever so slightly, and the shadows hovering near him shot out to wrap around all four of Angelās arms, holding him in place. A warning.
Angel frowned. āI already told you.ā
āI know things about you, Angel Dust.ā Another tip of the baton sent Angel sprawling back onto the bed. āYouāve been in a lot of online videos, but you almost never go back to watch any of them yourself. Not unless thereās something about it you particularly liked.ā He reached down to retrieve the phone from under Angelās pillow. The spider demon was well and truly nervous now. A few taps later and Alastor had pulled the video back up, turning the screen to Angel so he could see it.
Angel suddenly felt red hot. Somehow seeing a video of him laughing hysterically while he was in this position with the Radio Demon made him feel very exposed.
āIā¦uhā¦ā he stammered, but no words came to help him.
Alastor turned the volume up, and like one of Cherriās bombs Angelās own shrieking laughter was exploding into the previous silence of the room, along with the low, teasing murmurs of the client who had filmed it.
Angel couldnāt look. He turned his head away. āShut it off.ā
āPerhaps,ā Alastor hummed thoughtfully, sitting on the bed beside him at the same time he tilted his baton so the shadows pulled Angelās arms up over his head, āyou like being tickled, hm?ā
āShut up,ā Angel replied immediately, defensively. He turned his eyes back to Alastor just in time to see him wiggling his clawed fingers menacingly. The spider demon shrunk back. āW-Wait, no, you canāt be serious about this.ā
In answer, Alastor raked his fingers down Angelās ribs and sides, pulling a burst of surprised laughter from the spider demon. Angel squirmed on the bed, giggling, his face undoubtedly bright red. āNonono, wait,ā he pleaded, only to be cut off when Alastor did the same thing again. āWait!ā
āFor what, exactly?ā The Radio Demon purred, raking again, up and down this time.
Angel bit back a shriek as he squirmed desperately. He was ridiculously ticklish. āB-But youāre ace! How d-dohoho you know this wonātā?ā
āYou were watching the video when I arrived unannounced,ā Alastor cut him off before he could finish, still raking. āIām fairly certain that if it had that effect on you, I would have noticed when I first came in.ā
Now Angel was blushing for two different reasons, but the blasted Radio Demon had a point, and he was right, to boot. He giggled hysterically as Alastor continued working up and down his ribs and sides. āWhy?ā he finally whined, unable to come up with any further retorts.
āBecause youāre never fully dressed without a smile!ā The Radio Demon replied cheerfully, switching his tactic to digging into Angelās ribs, and Angel gave up trying to fight and simply lost it.
āY-You canāt tell anyone else about this!ā he cried through shrieks of laughter, his squirming intensifying, but unable to go anywhere for the shadows holding him down.
āDarling, Iām fairly certain that if that video is online, they already know about it.ā
āN-Not that!ā Angel tossed his head back and squealed, dying to just give himself over to Alastorās mercy and really feel the sensations. āThis! That Iā¦Iā¦!ā
āLike it?ā The Radio Demon purred, sending delighted shivers down Angelās spine. He shrieked and kicked the air, shaking his head. āI donāt make promises, Angel, I make deals. So unless youād like to sell your nonexistent soul for me to keep quietā¦ā He darted down to the spiderās stomach, skittering wildly. āI think Iāll do what I want with this little secret of yours.ā
Angel Dustās laughter died down a couple of notches, but only slightly. He was still laughing steadily, writhing beneath Alastorās touch like a fish out of water. For the briefest moment he caught a glimpse of the Radio Demonās face and immediately wished he hadnāt. The blasted creature was grinning down at him with a glint in his eyes that told Angel he was enjoying this just as much as he was. He looked as though heād caught a rat in a trap and was now toying with it just because he could, to watch it squirm and panic.
Sadist, Angel thought to himself, but heād been through worse.
Alastor then moved up to his underarms, and the source of Angelās bursting, shrieking laughter from the video was revealed. āAhahahaha! Not there, you jeheherk!ā
āNot here? You really ought to know by now that saying those kinds of things only makes me want to focus here even more.ā He darted rapidly between all four hollows, sending Angel into a round of laughter like heād never experienced before, mirthful tears springing to his eyes. After several long moments of this, Alastor finally heard some begging.
āPlease, plehehehease!ā Angel cried, kicking at the air uselessly. āStahahahap!ā
āDo you really want me to stop?ā The Radio Demon asked. āOr are you just saying that because you feel you need to?ā
āPlease! Anywhere but thehehehere!ā Angel very nearly screamed with laughter, tipping his head back to let it out unguarded. āStop, I canāt take it!ā
āIām very sure you can take it, Angel. The question is, do you want to?ā
āAhahahahahal!ā the spider demon cackled out his tormentorās name. āPlease, enough! Stop!ā
Sensing real distress in Angelās cries, Alastor did stop, pulling his fingers away from the spiderās hollows to rest them in his lap patiently. After a few moments of catching his breath and blinking back happy tears, Angel met his eyes again.
āThank you,ā he whispered.
āHave you had enough?ā When Angel nodded, Alastor rose from the bed. āVery well.ā In retrieving his baton, the shadows slid away from the spider, freeing his limbs once more. He sat up, feeling buzzed all over.
āPlease donāt tell anybody,ā Angel said quickly, before the Radio Demon could leave. āI know that video is up for the world to see and all, but Iā¦ā
Alastor watched him for a moment, then grinned in his trademark way and shrugged. āLike I said, I donāt make promises. But for now, at least, I have no reason to broadcast this information without provocation.ā He chuckled. āSo just donāt provoke me, Angel Dust.ā
Then he opened the door with a flourish and was gone.
a/n: TARA TARA TARA ( @melongiggles / @melonfics ) thank you for writing this with meeeee. its SO cute. this was so relaxing and flustering to write ahhhhh thank youuuu~ i love you so much my darling!<3 i hope you enjoyed as much as i did!
summary: a massage gone wrong.
word count: 2,193
*the title is just a sexual innuendo pun, its not at all a sexual fic! just thought it would be funny for a title, and very fitting :))
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Angel walked into Alastorās tower, slamming the door behind him with his boot before all but collapsing onto the couch with a groan. Workplace injuries were never good, but when the person in question was a pornstar? Yeah, even less ideal. His entire lower half ached, and not in the good way.
He glanced up at Alastor with a huff, moving forward to lay his head on his lap. āAl. Iām wounded. I think I may die,ā he said blatantly. āHelp me. Before I die.ā
Alastor smiled at the dramatic arachnid laying on his lap. He could tell that Angel was stressed, and he was more than willing to help with that. āWhat seems to be the problem?ā He asked, brushing his hand over Angelās head.
Angel huffed, āmy legs are some because some douchenozzle thought it nice to be rough with me. Iām a fragile boy!āwell, no, but still! It hurt! He hurt me, Al! Iām wounded!ā
āAwww, you poor thing,ā Alastor said, shaking his head and smiling. āIs there anything I can do to help? Perhaps a massage? That seems like an excellent method to relieve tension and stress!ā He began idly rubbing Angelās shoulders, waiting for an answer.
Angelās answer was simply leaning into his hands with an exaggerated pornstar moan, nodding his head. āAh, hell yeah, babeā¦ youāre so good with ya hands~ā He smirked, glancing back at him with a chuckle.
This is a cronkri zombie AU recording based off the script sent to me by sweet-zombie-child
Script here~
feel the rain on your skin
no one else can feel it for you
When itās a 90Ā° summer day and it starts raining like a damn waterfall
Only you can let it in, no one else
a couple of bnha twitter doodlesĀ
Onichans being adorbs
ā[...] Since I feel in love with Akihito. Itās been like a prayer for something to happen.ā
let go
A lil bonus to that last thing then !
Futaba tickling Akechi for Anon :D