no one ever lets me be friends with their mom 😔
friend’s mom checking up on me bc she adores me? i get a text from friend saying “STOP TEXTING MY MOTHER”. sister’s partner’s mom has similar interests as me? we have to play telephone through our respective family members bc asking for phone numbers gets an “absolutely not.” coworker’s mom is obsessed with all the shows that i am and is a chronic rewatcher as well? “no. NO. you are not gonna be tv watch buddies with my mom. that’s NOT happening.”
no one lets me have any fun
this is still so funny to me
i’ve been left unsupervised with a mom’s phone number
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He's just like me.
I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask
Say no to gentrification
is there a reason why jeremy corbyn seems to be more well liked than other politicians of his general vibe like bernie sanders
Made this as a joke to explain my thesis topic to my buddy
Im always putting my lunch a little bit away from me on the floor
i’ve only seen a few episodes of four’s era but i found this outtake and i’m fuckinf crying because of it. why does he say it as if that’s his actual line
The cone of SHAME
forever changed my vocabulary moodboard