confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
Looking back, Nobody found this funny.
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Sometimes I still hear my voice
just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.
and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.
Me with a 3D printer for a decade: brackets
This guy: I'm gonna change the world
If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it
That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes
I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded
like to charge reblog to cast tbh
I have thoughts about the last part:
This is what mass consumerist art has done to the idea of selling that as a product when it's so clearly fine art. Like, with the effort she's putting in x20 for a decent wage and materials?? That's a $80,000 piece of art a member of the landed gentry would commission a year in advance for his wife on their 20th wedding anniversary. This is a priceless heirloom. How can you say "Oh yeah, I wanna buy it, you should sell them" as if you could ever turn something like this into a product??
This is fine art, period. That piece will be in a museum, or if not is should be in a museum in a hundred years.
At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!”
Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”
That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months
have I mentioned that i’m fucking in love with humankind
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are
This reminds me of when I was a kid and my very Scottish grandma did child minding for extra money. At one point she looked after these three siblings that were adopted from Guatemala. The kids had two moms. It was the 90s and I'm Canadian.
Now, you would think that even in the 90s most adults would see two women who live in the same house and have adopted children together and think "Harold, they're lesbians". My mom certainly did, internally, but my grandma never brought it up, leaving my mom to wonder whether my grandma was being uncharacteristically discreet or if there was something about the situation my mom was misreading.
One day my grandma needed a hand with something to do with the kids, so my mom came over to the house, whereupon she noticed that the two women who lived together slept in one bedroom, and said "ohhh, they're lesbians."
To which my grandmother indignantly rebutted, "they're not lesbians, they're Scottish."
According to my grandmother, you see, it's cold in Scotland, so women live and sleep together all the time and women who do this are not lesbians, because it's cold (????). Therefore, upon noticing two women living together in Western Canada, adopting children together, and sleeping in the same bed together year-round, my grandma had mentally categorized these women as Scottish.
I really don't want to sound like a pompous asshole but I feel like people are reading fleabag season 2 wrongly
Because when fleabag turns to the camera, nose bloody and says "this is a love story" it isn't about her and hot priest, it's about claire and her ?
She gets the bloody nose from punching martin for being a POS to claire even though last time we saw them together calire chose martin over fleabag, even though they haven0t talked in months fleabag will still defend her
And when fleabag says "all the love i have for her, i don't now where to put it" "give it to me" yeah now fleabag can give the love she had for her mother and for boo to claire
I love fleabag x hot priest but the thesis of the season isn't "it'll pass" it's "the only person i would run through an airport is you"
Claire and fleabag went to hitting while hugging to claire kneeling on the floor for martin to leave her because of fleabag
The love story was the love story of the sisterly love that claire and fleabag found their way back to after their dead mother and their absent AF (fuck him) father like ?
peter jacksons the halls of the minas tirith but it's kim kardashians weird all white house
for the visual learners
Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory
i was WAITING for this post
tumblr coming across the painting:
personally, i think we should stop having stupid corset discourse on this website and talk more about fashion from the ancient minoan civilization
they had it all figure out
they hadn’t figured out how to stop a volcano, and the world has never truly recovered from that
The grandpa from Midsommar is the reason we have bishounen in manga and anime
This is Bjorn Andresen, an actor who became famous around the world, especially in Japan, for his beauty.
His appearance inspired a lot of the classic pretty-boy manga characters, including characters like Oskar from the Rose of Versailles, and Griffith from Berserk. He was an idol in Japan for a long time. This is him in Midsommar;
Still a handsome man, tbh, carries himself with some dignity.
Imagine you get arrested for a crime you didn't commit. It's super dramatic and the cop arresting you acts like you personally killed his dog the whole time and you're so confused. Eventually you go to trial and you find out the horrible crime not-you committed was violating parole. You're just about to be convicted of this crime you didn't commit and the fucking mayor sprints in and shouts "It was me! I did it!" Then proceeds to get arrested instantly. You'd be so fucking confused right