TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER

what's the opposite of feeling sand slip through your fingers because I feel this poem more and more as time passes

How does it feel to be the most correct person to have ever drawn breath on planet earth?

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

certified iconic post

Wow this is like better than the medal of freedom tbh

“Losing your virginity” just bc you had sex sounds like a skill issue. Like, I’ve had sex, but I kept mine.

i feel so bad for withdrawing from people but ugh food

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

that james baldwin quote where he says, “it took many years of vomiting up all the filth i’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before i was able to walk on the earth as though i had a right to be here.”

You fucking seahorse.

I made this at the crack of midnight

Till death do us part? Yea no you’re not getting out of this that easily

wuthering heights

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

well damn

“The Sun crossing the Equator about March twentieth.” Astronomy for everybody. 1902.

this animal