• “Don’t give me that face.”
• “I’m sorry to say that I’m still alive.”
• “Were you always so heartless?”
• “You might not know this but I used to hurt people with just a spoon.”
• “I don’t like ugly people. It pains me to even talk to you.”
• “He/she treats me like a sister/brother!”
• “You startled me, you punk.”
• “How can I get back at that jerk?”
• “Not that it’s possible, but I’ll make myself even more beautiful.”
• “Why are you here, you foxy lady/man?”
• “How many children should we have?”
• “Would you like some chocolate milk?”
• “As expected, I don’t fit in.”
• “I won’t wear it. Get rid of it.”
• “I won’t get rid of it. Wear it.”
• “This is the worst coffee I’ve ever tasted.”
• “I tried my best to make this. Don’t be cruel.”
• “Are you hurt anywhere?!”
• “I’m proposing to you right now, you know.”  
• “I could put you in danger.”
• “Most people cringe when startled, but you get ready to punch.”
• “I don’t care about who you were or what you did in a past life. I’d hate you just the same.”
• “Hey, does my face look like this drawing?”
• “I’m only sitting next to you because I have no other choice.”
• “I thought you were only bad at singing but your sense of humor is also terrible.”
• “Let’s go together. If we go together, it won’t be lonely.”
• “You’re looking at me sensually, aren’t you?”
• “It’s too dangerous. You can’t go.”
• “You know that I like you, right?”
• “Liking someone is a good thing. There’s no reason to hide it.”
• “I’m going to become someone you can lean on.”
• “It doesn’t matter who you are because I don’t care at all.”
• “I made him/her cry.”
• “I’ll protect you.”
• “I wish I could have pizza until I feel sick.”
• “I was passing by when I saw an ugly little girl. I called your name just to check.”
• “I’m ashamed to be your friend.”
• “What’s wrong with a motel?”
• “My leg feels like it’s going to break!”
• “Can I kiss you one more time?”
• “It’s too bad we only got to do four romantic things.”
• “What do you want to eat? Oh, right I forgot you don’t eat.”
• “You forgot your hair.”
• “You can give me back my sheets later.”
• “You think I don’t know about your dark thoughts?”
• “I just thought of one thing money can’t buy: your smile.”
• “I’m going to become stronger so I can protect you.”
• “Why are you being like this?”
• “I just visited her fitness club, sweated a bit, and she took the bait.”
• “Get lost; this is my house!”
• “When did I eat all this?”
• “Did you grab [NAME]’s hand and drag him/her by force?”
• “I’d give you the world if you asked me to.”
• “Shoot, I just made a cute face at [NAME]’s father.”
• “He/she got 50th place.”
• “I’m not manly.”
• “Should I apologize or should I confess?”
• “I can hear everything, you cheesy goblin!”
• “Cut it out, you’re scaring me.”
• “Put that back before you cause an international dispute.”
• “Goodbye. Take care. Never come back.”
• “He/she’s talking on the phone while driving. Please give him/her a ticket.”
• “Black loafers with white socks? Are you Michael Jackson?”
• “I got dressed up for nothing… I guess I should take some selfies.”
• “You fall in love every time someone buys you food.”
• “Your grades are really sad.”
• “Let’s just say that you hugged me.”
• “Your Mom says she doesn’t like me.”
• “Go get your gun.”  
• “We should do something special.”  
• “Be careful. I’m a good fighter.”
• “Congratulations on becoming a married man/woman.”
• “How could you dump someone over text?!”
• “Why are you laughing?”  
• “How dare you?”
• “You have no idea what I went through in the short period of an hour.”
• “Where did you come from? I only closed my eyes for ten seconds?”
• “Seeing your face makes me happy.”

Go ahead and add more if you want!

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

• “Did we have homework?”
• “Please be my lab partner.”
• “Can I borrow a pencil?”
• “I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
• “Can I copy off of you real quick?”
• “Do you think the teacher is hot?”
• “It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
• “Do you think the new kid is hot?”
• “Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
• “You are…so dumb…”
• “Was Shakespeare gay?”
• “Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
• “If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
• “Can I borrow your notes?”
• “This class is so boring…”
• “Am I in the right classroom?”
• “Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
• “Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
• “Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
• “I can’t wait to graduate…”
• “Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

• “I forgot about the midterm.”
• “I’m gonna FAIL.”
• “Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
• “Please help me study.”
• “If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
• “Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
• “I live at the library now.”
• “Do you need help with the chapter?”
• “I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
• “I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
• “I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
• “Do you even know how to read?”
• “I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
• “Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
• “I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
• “Sleep is for the weak.”
• “I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
• “I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
• “Your notes are just doodles.”

• “What’s for lunch?”
• “Please trade lunches with me.”
• “I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
• “There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
• “All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
• “I would kill for a taco right now.”
• “Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
• “There’s pizza today.”
• “Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
• “Ugh, this is expired.”
• “Is this seat taken?”
• “I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
• “Did you make this?”
• “If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
• “I made brownies.”
• “Let’s eat outside today.”
• “Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
• “You’re in my seat.”
• “These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

• “I can’t run for my life.”
• “Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
• “Why do you look so red?”
• “I’m DYING.”
• “It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
• “I can’t run anymore.”
• “Your team is going DOWN.”
• “Are you okay?!”
• “You really suck at this, don’t you?”
• “Think fast!”
• “Is that the best you can do?”
• “I dare you to race me.”
• “I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

• “I HATE these pants/skirts.”
• “Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
• “I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
• “I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
• “Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
• “I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
• “I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
• “Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
• “Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
• “Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
• “Class rings are overrated.”
• “We should totally get matching hoodies.”
• “What show/movie is your shirt from?”
• “I can see your underwear.”

• “Wanna skip?”
• “I can’t believe I’m in here.”
• “Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
• “That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
• “I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
• “Fuck the police.”
• “They put me in here just for being late…”
• “Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
• “A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
• “You look like you don’t belong in here.”
• “This is prison.”
• “I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
• “They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
• “All I did was a little graffiti.”
• “I’m taking a nap.”