Part time soulmate, full-time problem

simply dont monday

i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise

hey guys yeah sorry i can't actually hang out today i felt a little sad earlier and have to maintain it like a performance for the rest of the day or else i might think i made it up. because that makes sense you know

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

they fucking killed him

(x)

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

Oh Homie...

patrick stump on the gunz show (3/15/24)

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard