My biggest fantasy is to start shit with Daft Punk at a bar. They'll be minding their own business and I'll roll up and start singing "around the world around the world around the world around the world" derisively until one of them glasses me. I'll be completely unprepared for a fight and they easily win, throwing me on the ground, stomping all over my midsection with their stupid robot boots, breaking my ribs and nose and collarbone. I pass out bleeding and broken on the floor. When I come to in the hospital and the gendarmerie ask who did this to me I tell them it was Justice

this might be my toughest foe yet

she jack my pine (P. banksiana) till my serotinous cone's sealing resin melts at 50°C (122°F) allowing my seeds to disperse and colonize shortly following a stand-clearing fire (Larsen & MacDonald 1998).

Hotel Mario has fallen.

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. we sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

i like how this post gets circulated the most around evening. like yes gang settle down! we know when it's bed time!

within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

jesus christ I just found a third guy who's afraid of werewolves. what the fuck is happening here

i'm doing my TMA relisten and i don't think anything bad will happen to my friend Jonathan this time around

You guys are not gonna believe what kinds of things are happening to my friend Jonathan

Hanging out is all we have left

see what they don’t tell you is that gods bravest soldier and his specialest little princess are actually the same person

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

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