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if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)
bringing this back bc it tickles my brain real good
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don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude
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multificwriterslibrary
Tumblr Fanfic Etiquette
A/N: I was not planning on posting this but I've been seeing a lot of hate in multiple fandoms, which prompted me to create this. Hopefully this educates people/newer users and prevents anymore hate from circling. Also please feel free to reblog or add on if you'd like to.
- NO hateful messages. That's gotta be number 1. I don't care what you didn't like about the fic. Unfollow the writer or scroll past it. Do not spend your day/night leaving a hateful message because you didn't like X, Y, or Z. Just move on. It's not worth it and at the end of day, solves nothing.
- Do not pressure writers to update a series or to write more. We all have a life outside of tumblr and you really don't know who's struggling with their mental health and who's not. -- Instead, opt for encouraging words like. "Hi. Just wanted to say I love your writing and can't wait to read more from you!" This let's them know you love their work without pressure.
- If the writer specifically did not ask for it, DO NOT give them constructive criticism on a story or their writing in general. This is very, very rude. And even though your intentions might be pure, it's insulting.
- If a writer has posted a standalone fic, please do not pressure them for a sequel. Especially if you didn't even reblog or give them any kind of feedback. Another option would be: "Hi. I really liked [name of fic]. Do you have any plans to turn [name of fic] into a sequel?
- Do not befriend a fanfic author just because you think they can get your work more likes/reblogs/feedback, etc. No one likes to be used. This is just really shitty. Befriend people on here because you like them. Not because of what they can do for you.
- Likes are nice, but reblogs are better. If you really like the author's writing, share their work or tell them via their ask box/dms how much it meant to you. Takes a second but means a lot.
- If a fic author has a warning asking minors to not interact, respect it. Wait until you’re of age or find writers who are minors. Fanfic writers come in all sorts of age groups.
I’ve been gone for years and I’ve gotten better at writing but I don’t want to come back and delete my old works because honestly I get an ego boost anytime I see them gain notes so when I start posting again we’re just going to ignore all my old shit got it?
Does anyone know what this is?
My mum gave me some pups of a plant she's had in her yard for like 15 years.
She said it was a bromeliad but when it flowers it's not the same as a bromeliads spikey vibrant flower.
I don't have pictures of this one flowering Bc it's not in season at the moment but it's a soft violet coloured cluster of little buds like a lavender or salvia. From the stem it gradually turns from the soft purple to a hot pink colour at the tip.
Can anyone identify this? I need to know if it's toxic to cats.
Going through multiple year old drafts and just disgusted with the cringe and horrible writing style.
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kaczynskis-deactivated20210616
I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid
This just made me feel like they're saying goodbye. Now I wanna go hug my frogs but they're too tiny.
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Ring with the image of a dragon. The dragon is a mythical creature that came to us from Chinese and Japanese cultures. The dragon is considered a symbol of power, strength, wisdom and harmony of the inner world. On the other side, on the european continent it was believed that the dragon is a majestic and very powerful creature, which is destructive, inspires fear and horror.
We make all coulombs using the jewelry method, followed by manual processing, which ensures the uniqueness and excellent quality of the product.
Looked like a tiny sleeping baby dragon. Absolutely love it! 💜💜
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YOU hates terfs
rb if u hates terfs
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caluummhood
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
thejamesboyle
the first post ever on tumblr
5sos-smut-world
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
artemislocheia
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
Huh, apparently this is the first Tumblr post ever made. Cool!
navy-blue-crewmate
Hello again old friend
nico-wallace
stars!! i like em :3
honestdiscopossum
This makes me happy:)
wannabe-santiago
I was waiting for a meme ngl
peter-pan-hoe reblogged
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I got a bird and he likes to sit on my head and now I'm constantly afraid I have bird shit in my hair.
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Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao
Now to find a way to discreetly transport this entire drawer to the other side of the building...
Today went well overall. Lots of great conversations took place alongside some... very silly ones lmao.
Here are some highlights from this morning’s lesson:
Me: *removes the wooden dicks from my bag and slaps them on the table*
Students collectively: o_O
That one student: nice
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Me: *demonstrating how to put on a condom*
Also me: *puts it on wrong the first time, even though I practiced twice beforehand* So everyone, here we see what not to do. Let’s try that again
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Me: *finished demonstration, holding a sheathed wooden dick* so what questions do we have about condoms before I unleash you all to practice on the models?
Student: *raises hand* yeah, I’m wondering how you’re feeling about your life choices up until this point?
Me: o-o
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Student 1: *raises hand* miss, why are the condoms so... slimy?
Me: thats lubricant, it helps get rid of friction that might cause discomfort during intercourse.
Student 2: *raises hand* can you use lube on a slip and slide?
Me: *genuinely considering the possibility*
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*during a conversation about excuses people have heard for not wearing condoms*
Student 1: I had a guy tell me he was too big to fit in a condom
Me: *opens a condom, puts entire forearm inside and pulls it up to my elbow* here’s why that’s not true
Student 2: I once saw a video of somebody that put an entire watermelon in a condom before, so unless that dude’s got a watermelon shlong, that’s cap.
Me: *slowly losing composure behind my mask* you have the right idea, but let’s refrain from using the word ‘shlong’ in class, please.
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Me: what are some ideas of things we can say to people who try to pressure you into having unprotected sex?
Student 1: tell them you don’t want their penis cooties!!
Student 2: penis cooties? Pretty sure that’s just herpes
Me, internally: like... you’re not wrong
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Me: alright everyone, time to return the wooden models up front. Remove the condoms by firmly grasping the base of the model and sliding it off. Don’t forget to throw it away please!
Student 1: FIRMLY GRASP IT
Student 2: idk if I can return it now, miss. I’ve become attached to mine(the wooden dick)
Student 3: yeah, most men are
Me: *trying to keep a straight face*
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Student 1: miss, why are the wooden dicks so shiny when you take the condom off
Me: oh, that’s just the lubricant from the condom.
Student 2: so you know you put the condom on right if your dick is shiny after?
Student 3: yeah! If your dick is shiny, you’re doing it right
Me: *trying to keep my composure pt. 36716159* uh, yeah that’s not necessarily the case. You see, these models are wooden. Penises are not.
Student 3: then why is it called morning wood?
Me: *internally self destructs*
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Me: *casually wiping off the lube from wooden dicks w/ a paper towel before returning them to my bag* so what questions do we have about the use of contraception?
Student: miss can you please not make eye contact with us while you do that?
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You, you support trans men.
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trauma-demon
My only moods are
- High empathy
- Anxious Anxious anxious!!
- I AM GOD
- Dissociate
- The pure embodiment of rage
Don't forget
✨ h o r n y✨
I use she/ they pronouns and I get scared people think I just do and chose that for attention.
Like gender identity is ✨trendy ✨ or whatever but that is not at all how I came to this conclusion about myself.
Its actually taken me a while to be open about it and I thought I'd chuck it out here just so I can actually talk about it.
My whole life I've not felt fully "female" like I'm comfortable in my body most of the time happy with tiddies and a 🐱
But there are also times that I'm just not female??
Like still happy with my body ig but I'd also be happy with nothing.
Like I love the curve of my tits in a push up bra I think they look real cute but I'd be fine if they weren't there.
I often saw fit or athletic men and thought "I wish my body looked like that" not in a fitness way like to I'm chubby but I wanted abs and pecs and that V line between the hips. I wanted to be buff and have shoulders wider than my hips.
Then one day a few years ago while waiting for the bus, a transgender man and his boyfriend, both of which I later befriended in the bus trip, walked up to wait for the same bus and one of them commented on my outfit. In a positive way.they began quietly talking to each other about my appearance but intentionally loud enough for me to hear and one of them refered to me as "they" as an inclusive way to not presume my gender and misgender me.
Beautiful. Incredible. Loved the respect.
But being called they just felt nice?
Like it rang right in my head "they" is me. When this guy said "they" he meant me and he's right.
They is comfy.
She is comfy.
She her will always be comfy because that's how I've lived my whole life and it's never felt out of place.
I'd never been referred to as they before this so I never knew it was what I'd needed to hear.
They is comfy.
Can someone please help me find a fic?
(edit:we found it boiiiiii, check the comments if ur interested)
It's a avengers X reader and Bucky x reader social media au
Reader is friends with Peter Parker and his friends even tho she's older than them, she goes like slam poetry or like writes poetry for indie cafe readings,
Has a podcast or like a blog or something and interviews the avengers for this show
Her ussernwme is something really random and I'm losing my shit not remembering
Absolutely a chaotic dumbass theme
Lots of memes and fucking weird reacting images used
Please if this sounds familiar help me its so good and I wanna read it again