i hate rich minimalists. ur paying millions to have nothing u stupid idiot

has anybody else noticed music

pull up his shirt play with his bra I guess

could you please have more enthusiasm next time? the press is ripping you up over this performance

pull up his shirt play with his bra or else

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

Paramore was right. Hard times

tips for dealing with loneliness

1. make a ton of pinterest boards

2. jack off as much as possible

3.

4. develop an intense and neurotic parasocial relationship

rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook

There are days that i have to listen to music every second i'm awake and conscious or ill kill myself

Once my boyfriend told me: "You're not a burden. A burden is something you're forced to carry against your will. I freely choose to be a part of your life and that means you aren't a burden to me." I'm passing it on in case some of you need to be reminded of that.

Do u still want me

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)