pov: bob beats you to death
This is how I want to go
@those-are-the-eyes / those-are-the-eyes.tumblr.com
pov: bob beats you to death
This is how I want to go
Ben saving Rey and then finally getting a kiss:
Ben dying immediately after:
cute first date ideas:
Ben Solo: (crying) Dad…
Han Solo: … I know.
Me:
“I offered you my hand once; you wanted to take it.”
“I did want to take your hand; Ben’s hand.”
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
“The life force of your bond, a dyad in the force; a power like life itself.” - Emperor Palpatine
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Join me… …Please.
my face during the last 10 minutes of watching tros:
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
i think the best practical joke any video game pulled was Skyrim opening their game making you think the rebellion was this amazing noble cause against an oppressive government (as most fantasy universes frame it), but then you pretty much immediately find out that the stormcloaks are just racists with swords and the empire isn’t really all that terrible save your standard government problems.
yall are gonna have to stop sending me messages about how im an imperial government of tamriel apologist
the greybeards aren’t any help either. or the blades. Skyrim is just a bunch of rednecks who hate each other.
THE DARK BROTHERHOOD WAS GOOD TO EVERYONE
they killed people for money
But at least they weren’t racist about it
you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns
this is vital and important information
look at these absolute angels oh my Fuck
THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING
Ah. The “Bethesda” method, huh?
😍😍😍😂😂
Can’t stop laughing 😂
•when a seal slaps their belly