Unfortunately this is funny as hell

my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

my personal favorites

okay.

“Put it all in his pussy” I love it. He just wadded it all up and shoved it right in there. Crammed it all in. That expression should be commonplace too.

Official Pussy Post

x

bucket of wet slop ytp

i don't know guys i kinda like this one

this one is real

Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

The Timeless Trilogy

im happy they worked it out

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

Smeeking on my flower

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

you cannot be a "tortured artist" if you are ultrawealthy, true tortured artists live paycheck to paycheck at a garbage job they hate

The only things shes torturing are retail workers and the environment

its true, im a victim of taylor swift, my store's radio is infected by her

I was expecting anything but not Bard