Back to my Final Fantasy bs.

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

queer platonic polycule whose primary purpose is to allow us to afford a house

some couples have sex; we do sunday potluck and take turns walking each other's dogs

As someone who was recently in Fukui, this isn't even scratching the surface of how mad the town is for dinosaurs.

For example, here is the outside of the train station:

If you thought that they were only outside the station, think again!

The last dinosaur has a crab, because the region is known for seafood.

You can even buy coffee emblazoned with dinosaurs!

And that's not even getting into how you get to the nearby Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum. Behold, the Dino-Liner:

And if you're like, man I don't know how the museum will top all of these dinosaurs, boy do I have news for you.

And then you get to the cafe:

But, eventually, it was time to head back to the train station...on the dino bus.

Life of Route 3 Bug Catcher

he sucks at music

fuck off cunt

I think i met an angel on the train

This older man moved my skirt aside and I absent-mindedly said "oh sorry" for being partially in his seat and he said "dont be sorry, this is new york" and then showed me all his poetry about observing the world and living as a restaurant worker during the pandemic and we talked about how i worked in a grocery store and as a bartender so i resonated with his work and he told me "i may never meet you again but it's nice to meet someone worth talking to. I might sound like a world class idiot sage, but you can't be afraid. That's no way to live. You have to trust your humanity." Then he shook my hand and got off the stop before me. Hello. Hello . Hello.

There are a lot of video game fandoms that absolutely lose me at the very shallow end of the pool, but the Sims fandom always makes me feel like I'm absolutely drowning in an inch of water

It's because they let you in and then removed the ladder.

this is so funny that her dream if she gets to abandon her duties is to become a bisexual housewife. i've been screaming for five minutes at this

the other dialogue option in that cutscene leads to this. Hysterical. She's doing a crystal exarch move. Yes yes everyone wanna go on an adventure with the wol and be weird about it

moodboard you're a faction leader in ffxiv and you're waiting for the wol to return and get you out of your office and far far away from administrative work

“both of these people are insane” he’s my father. he made me insane.

Your honor in my defense I am simply a little rascal

shout out to this tweet for RUINING my ability to hear "the time being" without thinking about this

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

if they want you to eat pussy till your tongue withers in agony then you eat pussy till your tongue withers in agony

Godzilla takes a nap in the Colosseum GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024)