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Straw-Wolf & the Yesteryear Adventures

@strawwolf / strawwolf.tumblr.com

Shenanigans Facilitator
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littlemixens

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

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tyronesuplac

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

Not to mention, the vagina is a freaking powerful muscle that literally pushes a football from inside the body to outside the body.

I prefer to say “don’t be a weiner” or “don’t be a penis… a penis can be broken, is hyper-sensitive to basically everything (changes in temperature, pressure, etc.), and can be used to completely incapacitate a person.

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strawwolf

I wish everybody knew this.

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The war had been going on for over 100 years now. Not that you’d ever seen it, living in a bunker your entire life. But one day, a news war reporter suddenly says, “I can’t do this anymore. Everything is fine! They’re lying! Th-” And the signal cut out.

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doomhope

[ID: A brown toad sits on the edge of a grave plaque adorned with a gold flower design around the edges. The toad sits on top of two gold wings in the corner, so that it looks like they are the toad’s wings. /End ID]

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fugottron

I’ve seen this on my dash so many times and I honestly can’t tell if this is a real animal or just a super realistic puppet

Its a Pallas cat, it’s a real animal, and they really do look like that..I’m convinced they are the inspiration for Fuzzy’s

This cat just told a bad pun.

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tygermama

I just realized there’s an entire nibble ring around that hole

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sarasa-cat

Pallas’ Cats (Otocolobus manul) also known as Manul are an absolute treasure. 

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