When you're a killing machine but also it's floaty floaty bathtime.

ATTENTION WRITERS!!!

He was so mad about it 🤣

I make art about grief again

nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

hello to bastard women only

"Fernando's too old he needs to reitire" you just dont get him like i do.

Fernando Alonso who was the youngest ever race winner in 2003. after that win he said "im 22 years old and i have my first victory in (my) pocket so i hope (for) a long career here in formula 1 with more victories"

Fernando Alonso who won his FIRST world championship in 2005 he broke MICHAEL SCHUMACHERS 5 year long winning streak after being in formula one for 4 years. His whole F1 career at that point had been solely dominated by Schumi.

Fernando Alonso who's a 2 time world champion and has been racing longer than Oscar has been alive and has been in more scandals than races

Fernando Alonso who said he knew Michael Schumacher would step on the brakes because he had a wife and kids at home and FERNANDO DIDN'T.

Fernando Alonso who is one of 15 Spanish F1 drivers ever.

Fernando Alonso who is the only Spanish F1 driver to win a WDC (and not just one, TWO.)

Fernando Alonso who's been in 385 gp's (3x as many as Pedo De La Rosa)

Fernando Alonso who's scored 2,298 points in his career (67% of the total F1 points scored by all Spanish drivers)

Fernando Alonso who's not only raced in F1, but also Indy, 24 hours of Le Mans, and the World Endurance Championship.

Fernando Alonso who drove his first go-kart at 3 YEARS OLD.

Fernando Alonso who's family didn't have enough money to buy wet tyres so he had to TEACH HIMSELF to drive on a wet track on slick tyres.

Fernando Alonso who's mother made his racing clothes herself because they didn't have enough money.

Fernando Alonso who won his first karting race at SEVEN. (Daniel Ricciardo, Charles Leclerc, Lewis Hamilton, Yuki Tsunoda, and more drivers on the grid weren't even in karts at seven.)

Fernando Alonso who's managed to stay as passionate (if not more) about F1 in his 23 year career no matter his performance.

Is it plain dislike or sexual tension, we will never know

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

True Blue (Shakarian childhood friends AU) - Ch 9

The graduation after-party was significantly better attended than the graduation itself, not in the least because the party didn’t bar anyone who’d been expelled. The venue was, of course, Mayo, and groups of kids he half recognized huddled around illegal firepits, swigging cheap beer and talking shit.

“You’re overdressed,” he said to Shepard, as they made their way to the kegs.

Shepard swished her skirt idly. “Gotta get the most out of it before I enlist. After this, it’s four years of uniforms.”

“Oh, I’m sure there’ll be plenty of fancy naval parties,” he said, handing her a cup.

A turian girl draped herself over the dextro keg when Garrus approached. “Hel-lo.” Metina was much the same as ever, except she was smiling like a loon. “Who invited you?”

“It’s Vakarian,” Shepard grunted, as she struggled with the tap.

Metina stood up straight, just like someone had shouted “officer on board.” “Holy shit, really?” Read more

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

he is a man with agency and free will and decided to shake trumps hand and say pleasure to meet you

they’re gonna act like he was held at gunpoint for this but remember. grown man. decision making. agency. free will. the power of thought (debatable)

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Randomly Generated F1 Seating Arrangement 🎡

I spun a wheel and randomly chose who sits at each table and honestly the wheel came up with some pretty interesting trios 🍿.

Sooo…

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

That post that's like "stop writing characters who talk like they're trying to get a good grade in therapy" really blew the door wide open for me about how common it's become for a character's emotional intelligence to not be taken into consideration when writing conflict. I remember the first time I went to therapy I had such a hard time even identifying what I was feeling, let alone had the language to explain it to someone else. Of course there are plenty of people who've never been to therapy a day in their life who are in tune to their emotions. But even they would have some trouble expressing themselves sometimes. You have to take into account there are plenty of people who are uncomfortable expressing themselves and people who think they're not allowed to feel certain ways. It also makes for more interesting conflict to have characters with different levels of understanding.

i think people have gotten out of the habit of writing characters being untruthful unless they're evil. sometimes people just lie, or they believe and repeat things that aren't true. people just do not and often Can not tell the absolute truth about themselves all the time even during heated and climactic moments. why are you writing everyone being absolutely honest about their feelings!!