make a little birdhouse in your soul

“miss von karma ? what are you doing in the snow ?”

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

So true. Here's a Candy Darter for your troubles. They're critically endangered and only live in a few creeks in West Virginia. Aren't they pretty?

What's the Bird?

Location: Atlantic County, New Jersey

Date: March

We ask that discussion under questions be limited to how you came to your conclusion, not what your conclusion was.

Happy Birding!

Keep the game alive! Submit a bird HERE

The moral of The Lottery is that they threw rocks at her

Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"

Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]

https://youtu.be/gQIrt88MI5k?si=9XktvewNhsMYZmmt

Time for me to shill this random Japanese horror movie that was suggested to me once on YouTube about Both a haunted shamisen AND a ghost cat

You are literally the haunted shamisen friend

What shall I wear today, the feathers of the mighty peacock? Or perhaps the pelt of a ferocious bear? What powers of animal magnetism do I wish to imbue my supple body with, what ornaments of strength and prowess best befit my platonic form this new day? Shall I be nimble like our tiny friend, the jaguarundi— deft of foot and quick of paw! Or may I posses a brow of steel and bowel of stone like the turgid swine? Yes, yes I think I know just what to wear to the cafe today. The perfect combination of wit and strength. A bowling shirt.

with great pain comes the great inability to form a coherent sentence

[ID: a 4-page comic in illuminated manuscript style of a person standing outside. /1: They look to the distance and say: "What is that dolorous cloud: that dreadful fright I see now on the dark horizon?" /2: They turn, upset, and say: "Alas! It is the brain fog approaching!" A purple cloud enters the panel. /3: They hold up their hands against the approaching cloud, saying: "A curse upon that fog that steals my eloquence. I...hate...it" /4: The cloud surrounds them and they say: "cloud"..."bad" /ID]

Since people were upset I didn't include the great lakes in my last poll, here's another one

Mr. Vampire III [ Hong Kong ] • 1987

Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

(credited to my twitter)

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

I looked this up and I need you all to know that the stadium was blasting Holding Out For A Hero as the bee man was vaccuming them up with his shop vac. There's video. It's amazing.

been watching a pair of flickers flirting every morning at my usual birding spot. they're kind of the best? do you have red shafted or yellow shafted where you live?

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