I have no idea what I'm doing

The real moral of The Tortoise and the Hare isn’t “slow and steady wins the race” it’s “Don’t slow down. Not even if you’re winning.”

Just Mercy things: when you have more nerfs than you do lore

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

No shit. That tom cat was like:

“This thorn invested wall means nothing.”

“I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady.”

and the lady cat was all:

“My brave darling.”

OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!

Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with.

Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn.

Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments.

OMG that’s the cutest thing ever and the best courtly love ah so brilliant.

Few romantic heroes could do better.

I don’t post cats often but that illustration.

that ILLUSTRATION

OH

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

I was bored so I quickly edited a picture of Cate Blanchett to turn it into Moira  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bob the Drag Queen: A Queen for the People ❤️🌍

Basically the new zen’s summer skin ⚾️

A team commission for @silver-haired-76 :D

LOOK AT THEM—

People with glasses/contacts have to pay to see the world. Everyone else sees for free.

LOVE this skin

Dear Blizzard:

There is a glaring gap in your game.

Please give us a real beach map so we can pose all these characters.

Ana and Widow lounging on beach chairs, Lifeguard McCree at the guard tower, Sombra going diving, D.Va jeskiing. Lúcio with his new DJ-ing emote and 76 at the grill making food.

In the background, Reinhardt, Winston, and Junkrat all try to sportsball each other. Tracer goes running.

Reaper does a sick flip.

Imagine the possibilities, Blizzard…imagine…

Because obviously you are either a criminal or a servant.  Those are the dichotomies.

This is 100% a common thing that happens. I’ve had people (usually white women) come up to me as a manager to “report employees” that are being “lazy” or “unhelpful” and 99 times out of 100 it is not an actual employee (we wear name tags for a reason) and nearly every time it is a black or latino customer.

I’ve gotten multiple complaints on service surveys that employees were speaking Spanish to each other on days when we had no spanish speaking employees.

We probably struggle with insecurities because we compare our Behind-the-scenes with others best highlights.

this person married a branch of bananas