they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

reblogging again bc i really need it

Look, I’ll try anything at this point.

I'm fuckin desperate.

I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.

I saw a post about tumblr user ages...

Reblogs are welcomed for that sweet, sweet increased data pool (aka getting more than 20 responses 😅)

just found out some of you guys are actually listening to taylor swift what the hell i didn’t know you guys did that

First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon

(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)

me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

My favourite kind of poll is ones where OP clearly made a VERY incorrect assumption

this happened weeks ago but im still thinking about it

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

living in 3024 over here

every sex scene in a movie is necessary, actually. we called for a vote on it while you were in the bathroom. yeah, even the people who were on the fence voted in favor of it because you were being a whiny child. and we don’t like you.

Well as an aroace I say it’s my right to be a whiny child, and I think there should be more scenes of dental flossing and earwax removal and lice inspections and discussions of pets with worms. Those are important plot points too.

Hey man how’s it going

So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1

part 2/2

reblog to fuck starbuck

Let's go!

for reference, starbucks uses a formula for their drink builds so you can realistically make any sort of flavored drink at home, just remember that each pump of syrup is about a half of a tablespoon

tall (12oz) - 3 pumps of syrup, 2 for frappuccino

grande (16oz) - 4 pumps of syrup, 3 for frappuccino

venti hot (20oz) - 5 pumps of syrup

venti iced (24oz) - 6 pumps of syrup, 4 for frappuccino

if you’re making a macchiato with a syrup topping or any drink with a syrup topping, the standard is to use one less pump of syrup in the drink itself to make room for the added sugar

my last bit is that shots of espresso will have a creamier, sweeter taste to them if you mix in the milk right after they’re pulled. after a bit they essentially die and become bitter, so make sure to prep your milk beforehand

i’d also like to make a quick shoutout to my boss back in college who told me to cover my shifts myself when i got stranded in mexico with limited cell service thanks to a hurricane. been years since i’ve left and people still text me to complain about you! 🫶