pipis room.

Reading in Finnish: Drivers! Please unpack your load and finish your day on Friday 30.11. Unfortunately this also reads as; “Drivers! Please cum and kill yourself on Friday 30.11″

griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable." and theres no in between

Really happy to see no one is buying their gender

i want to live (all origins)

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs

my favorite customer service slip ups

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

...Since I am sponsoring gifts for meme contest in polish Baldur's Gate 3 group (Baldurawka, link), here goes Bloody Orin requested by one of the winners -

They deserved a happy ending

Since Gandalf smokes weed and Radagast does shrooms, I have a theory that each of the wizards represents a drug. Saruman is cocaine.

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

In my head, I call this “vase of flowers” thinking.

See, when I started driving, I would get irritated by people who drove Soooo Slowly… like, the ones who slow down to 10 MPH to take a turn kind of slow. And then one day I was taking a vase of flowers to an event, and even though I’d strapped it in carefully you can bet I was taking the turns extra carefully to keep it from tipping over, slowing way down, and… oh.

And, like, there are definitely unpleasant people in the world. There are definitely people who are toxic, or just don’t care about other people, or have a pattern of hurtful behavior. But there are a lot of people who are just trying to deliver a vase of flowers.

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

"Ed"

"Stede"