hi gamers

we’re killing our planet

@sexygaywizard Come back and say that to the rest of the class!

okay

how i see this post

Number one in confections and number one in my heart

ib remake rattling the ancient worms around inside my head AHHHH!!!

What the actual fuck

Boycott this goddamn song contest. Now. And forever.

Are you being fucking real with me right now? Are you pulling on my fucking dick? Are you seriously yanking it? Are you jorking it in the stripped club? My fucking peanits?

drawing I made for the phantasmagoria zine

a normal museum visit

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

Toy Major Trading Co. Rubber Unicorn (2013)

I’ve spent like hundreds and hundreds of hours building settlements in Fallout 4, and you’d think I’d be all about turning it into The Sims™️ 4 Nuclear Wasteland Expansion Pack and giving all the settlers names and little backstories.

But in my experience that starts out sincere, and then three named settlers later it’s like “this barkeep is named Handsome Chad, and he wears a tux. =] Isn’t he a cool ghoul!” but that turns into “here’s the doctor for Tenpines Bluff. She lives in a trailer full of materials for making drugs. She also wears Pastor’s Vestments. Her name is Father Macaroni. What’s her story? Who knows! Just go ahead and follow her to The Shed if you could, please.” or “this guy is named John Leghoulzamo, sure, ok, whatever.” Hold on post cancelled, this is fine actually.

Thank you! I think Handsome Chad and John Leghoulzamo would agree.

Cool! Father Macaroni can officiate!

At least I think she can officiate… I don’t really think you need a license for that in the wasteland. Or a license to be a doctor actually! Anyway, just head over there to The Shed please.

best death animation in the classic fallouts is super mutant scratching their ass, sniffing their fingers, and exploding into chunks instantly