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i learned fahrenheit from reading whump

@mynameisrobiniamadumbass

avatar by @lovelyshiz I just write stuff, man. Robin | 22 | 🇮🇹 empires/hermitcraft/life smp enjoyer. you must be at least a level 3 friend to unlock my tragic fandom backstory
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writing commissions are open (1/8 slots taken)

i'm not comfortable giving details but i do in fact need money and i'm not able to find a proper job at the moment, so if you are in search of a commission piece, please consider me.

since this is the first time i'm doing this i'm gonna start with 4 slots

PROSE (0/4 slots taken)

  • 20$ per 1000 words (100 min, 10k max)
  • we can discuss the deadline based on the length you're aiming for
  • it can be for original characters or for a fandom i'm familiar with (see list below)

POETRY (1/4 slots taken)

  • 2$ per line if freeform, 3$ per line if you want a specific scheme
  • 1-2 week deadline based on length
  • it can be for original characters, fandoms (see below), your loved ones, or anything you wish as long as it follows the guidelines below

WILL WRITE

  • OCs
  • platonic or romantic
  • any ship (provided it's not incest or child x adult)
  • whump, blood and gore
  • fluff
  • angst
  • crackfic

WILL NOT WRITE

  • nsfw (trust me, you don't want me writing it)
  • ships i'm uncomfortable with
  • fandoms i don't know

i also reserve the right to refuse a commission if i'm not comfortable with it, even if it's not for any of the reasons stated here.

FANDOMS

  • life smp/hermitcraft/empires
  • hatchetfield series (starkid)
  • other starkid productions
  • spies are forever
  • the magnus archives
  • re:zero
  • slay the princess
  • cccc/gothic whore (chonny jash)
  • supernatural
  • merlin
  • the haunting anthology/the fall of the house of usher (mike flanagan)
  • most classic gothic lit
  • most disney films
  • tangled: the series

i might have forgotten some, so don't be afraid to dm and ask me if you don't see the fandom you would like here!!! i am forgetful. but if it's on this list i'm definitely up for writing it.

if you're interested, dm me!!! we can discuss fandom, characters, concept, length, and deadline.

PAYMENT

half upfront, half upon timely completion (you will not have to pay the second half if i don't complete the commission before the deadline)

to be sent through my paypal (will dm you the link)

i will send you the completed commission on a private doc or post it on ao3 and/or tumblr, according to your request.

thank you for reading through this, and thank you for considering me if you made it this far

  • Robin
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"If you were the sun, I’d be a sputtering flame: made of the same, but you’re so much more than I

I’m a beautiful thing, or so you think, until you see that I’m only reflecting your light

I greet you with venom on my lips and you never seem to get close enough to taste it; and I’m happy you can’t taste it and I’m sad that you won’t try

I wish I could hold you closer than I can, but when I do, you burn my hands, you burn my lungs, you burn my eyes

When we first met, you blinded me and your image was forever scorched into the back of my mind

The closer I get, the hotter it burns, and the deeper that image carves into me, and I carve myself in turn

Like carving marble piece by piece until it takes the perfect shape; but marble cannot move the way you can

And god to man, we speak as equals when we are not

And man to god I beg you, keep pretending that we are."

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hi

not exactly back, not quite, but i'm coming here to say i'm probably gonna start writing commissions. just need to figure out rules and pricing (which i'm really struggling with)

anyway goodbye for now gonna disappear into the void again. this is in part gauging interest.

if you would like to get a writing commission done, please consider me, i would love to help

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I have become Utterly Enamored with Carmine. The character of all time right there

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the amount of pages he filled in my sketchbook suggest i am not immune to his poor little bastard charm

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bonking my forehead against yours like a cat i love you i love you i love you i love you and im going to keep saying it cause its true (/p ofc) (i am eepy but filed with love) (wh ydont i just dm you? idk cant be bothered to reopen discord dont question me)

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bestie did you think i was joking yesterday GO TO SLEEP 🔫

(love u too /p <333 good night)

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Currently reading your 3rd life fic to have and to hold and I am SOBBING (chapter 45)

Yes I sobbed in other chapters to bit STILL GRIAN MY CUBITO-

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i was having a silly goofy moment (/j im still proud of it) <3

thank you for reading :) and let me also say thank you for commenting, i saw them and i had a little happy stim <3

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i think i'll try to take a little break from tumblr cause my anxiety is getting exponentially worse. nothing life-ruining (probably, no matter how much it feels like it), but i've found myself getting a little too sensitive to almost every post that isnt entirely funny or positive so i think that's my cue to dip

that's also kinda why i haven't been posting any art lately. i can usually take criticism with some semblance of grace but i'm genuinely too fragile rn. im a tender nerve more than a full person.

i'll be back probably maybe anyway if you want to send me a post or something link it to me on discord (if you don't have my discord we're not at the "exchanging posts" level of relationship so)

do NOT send me criticisms of stuff i like right now, i am clinging to my passions to give me a tiny bit of happy chemicals. if we're friends we can TALK about it maybe possibly but dont send me a stranger's post, unfortunately it will set me off a bit right now.

but yea also if you post something i wont see it for a bit unless you tell me

i'll keep posting on ao3 and hopefully get back to a semidecent schedule if my anxiety chills out a little bit

ok bye for now

  • robin
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mumblesplash

unfortunately for cleo they accidentally met all of the criteria

i'm glad i didn't specify exactly what the criteria are for bc the different interpretations in the notes are killing me

in the early 2000s pop psychology decided that people looked for partners that reminded them of their parents. scar disproves this by finding a parent that reminds him of his partner

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whalesfall

btw. your search for the most morally upright and ethical piece of media that has the most correct “representation” will destroy your ability to find the most profound and beautiful and human of stories. and may even destroy the stories themselves before they are created. if you even care.

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