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charlesoberonn

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

  • Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
  • There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
  • Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
  • The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
  • There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
  • The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
  • Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
  • Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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rivkann
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thisthinginabox

Like to charge, reblog to cast

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wilwheaton

Honestly? They had me at "Trump dies".

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here-n-queer

I like how you said “when” and not “if” is there something you wish to share with the class?

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charlesoberonn

Yes, it's called self confidence.

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poetry-protest-pornography

I would like to gift you this, in the spirit of supporting your prophecy

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Tagged by @fanchengsgf thank you~~💕

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Currently reading: The Fantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux (I was actually waiting to finish all my uni work so I can answer this tag with a book that wasn't pure Physics)

Current obsession: hmmm that's... a lil rough. I guess The Magnus Archives? maybe crotcheting 🤔🤔 the little mha au I have in my head also.

Tagging: @bibbidi-bobbidi-boo-ya, @xiuminscheeks, @unghchangkyun and whoever else wants to do it

#tagged#Spotify#tag game
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