the ballad of big nothing

Road Trip with Shola, Highway 70, Utah, 2009

Jason Vaughn

Harvard Graphics demo

Marie-Claude En Fleur

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

so would any man in the world hes not special

— Franz Kafka, from a diary entry c. August 1916, featured in “Diaries,”

tumblr bastard: “ooh bluhh i wish my favorite thing wasnt on hiatus i want more now” 

me: [waiting patiently for them to find the rest of the Epic of Gilgamesh so i can finally finish reading it] 

this tweet better than marx

This is literally the philosophy underlying unions

If EVERYBODY stopped working RIGHT NOW the capitalists would be FUCKED

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) dir. Wes Anderson

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

noo

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

Bro they fuckin snitched on us 

“The music fits quite nicely for this little guy”

(Source)

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Persian Sturgeon (detail) Naeemeh Naeemaei, 2011 From the series Dreams Before Extinction Acrylic and oil on canvas  

society rests on the back of farmers but people are still like “ok farmers are evil they beat their animals for fun, put antibiotics and pesticides into everything for no reason out of spite, waste food for fun, personally want me to die from ~insert chemical~, and r are single-handedly responsible for the climate crisis. oh also theyre all uneducated dumb rednecks” like okay

Amber bear amulet of neolithic hunter. c. 3500 years old

I will NEVER not reblog the 3500 year old gummy bear