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do the stray cat strut

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you probably think these posts are about you, don't you?
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surrealisticduvet
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keenbugg

I think mike nesmith is the only person on earth who could’ve managed to look like that much of a loser while wearing the nudie suit

#for screenwriting class i had to wrtie a little scene without dialogue and i couldnt get the image of mike nesmith in his nudie suit#out of my head#so i wrote a whole scene about some dark haired fucker in a colorful nudie suit stuck in a room by himself trying to outwit cameras#eventually he strips naked so the cameras stop filming him and he can leave
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0zzysaurus
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adandysuggestion

I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

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thebreakfastgenie
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nationwidedornermoment

Hello?

Her nips were frightened away

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nationwidedornermoment

it's not that PKD was sexless or a virgin or whatever it's that he was simply the most divorced man of all time

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nationwidedornermoment

Furthermore we have to recall that on top of being the most divorced man to ever live he was writing all this absolutely thwacked on speed

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jeannetterankin

oh okay, yeah

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internet-sentences

the speed enabled him to marry and divorce faster

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itwashotwestayedinthewater

he kind of revolutionized the strats in overall Divorce meta

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letitrainathousandflames
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