Professional Simp

...what

This is already going wild places Im-

TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??

What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.

Naruto running my way out of here is my new catchphrase

it was this comment by OP that really took me out

@anishenanigans

ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?

this is literally a morrowind npc

i havent seen this post in months and i thought about it 30 seconds ago and when i refreshed my dash it was the second post

heal brushed him out as best as I could.

what if it was all a dream

ok.

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore

that me arm 😔😔😔

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

I’ve never been more feral over character design

Don’t ask why Koffin K looks happy talking about Crossbones. He’ll act like he never talked about him positively. Ik gets full honors of listening to him go off

Wizards (1977)

I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

#did the exact opposite of this the other day when I handed the cashier at a book store my library card instead of my credit card#and we both just stared at in confusion for a solid 15 seconds before I went oh fuck I can’t use that here#and she said ‘oh I’m glad that was unintentional bc I thought I was gonna have to explain some hard truths about bookstores to you’ fhshsgag via @formereldestdaughter

we are the same, u and i.

Koffin K is both smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

TS!Underswap by @tsunderswapofficial

extra ts!underswap doodles. can you tell which area of the demo is my favorite

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

new website, same internet (part 2)

Breaking News: Number of Notes ≠ Verification!