Just a tired lesbian

there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

th- there are what

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

You aren't dead, but you're moving 12 hours away.

You aren't dead, but you're leaving our friend group.

You aren't dead but you've moved to a different state and now we text twice a year.

You aren't dead but you blocked me.

You aren't dead but we stopped talking, not on purpose but so long ago that I wouldn't even know what to say to you now.

You aren't dead but you're a stranger to me now.

You aren't dead but we lost touch and now I don't even remember your username.

You aren't dead but I ended things with you and now we never speak.

You aren't dead but I still have to grieve you. Whether I'd change it if I could or not, you're still a presence that I'm used to and now you won't be there anymore.

And so I grieve.

and then i hold the clock button down. firmly, and with finality.

"shhhh. it will be over in a moment. shhhhhh. forget. forget."

and then i hold the

clock button down. firmly, and

with finality.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Fuck sometimes the haiku bot really goes hard on the existentialism

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

shipping

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

grocery store employee supervising self-check out: I'm impressed you knew to key in the code for grapes instead of trying to scan. no one ever knows to do that.

me externally: oh really? haha. that's so funny.

me internally, vibrating in place: I am getting a good grade in Grocery Store, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

The culprits (i would die for them)

C // Amythestsparkles • Hal Brindley

Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.

Native wild animals engaging in natural animal behaviors?!?! I'm shocked!

Image by http://wryote.bsky.social

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Stupid dumb little comic

is there a name for this

@plaguedocboi why this happen

At extreme depths, life must be watery and blobby because hard parts would be crushed by the pressure. The bibby is mostly squish and cartilage with minimal bones so they look soft and cute!

Forbidden Friend-shaped Fish

reach inside your local ABYSS and you may find a FRIEND and BOY

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

Hi hello yes I’m so attracted to the idea of the reach around?? Let me sit with my back against your chest while you reach around my waist and touch me. I want my head to roll back onto your shoulder while you kiss my neck and get your fingers inside me

"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

"OooOooOoOh I cant haev cofee so late otherwise I'll be up all night" sounds like a skill issue

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Babe are you okay? You reblogged mｋ's Lovebirds (おしどり百合夫婦)