you can’t tell me bee wouldn’t fall for this at least once

disregard the fact this meme doesn’t exist for another 30 years

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My depression:

Slipstream and TC

*insert a dramatic monoma*

he’s so cute.

Cinematic parallels?

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

Bonus:

They’re just so cute ♥

I’m sorry the last part was so long ago, but hey! here’s one of the main boissssss

This guy gets it. I like him. He’s getting angry. Angry is good. Angry gets shit done. You shed tears for Compé Anansi, and here he is, telling you you are staring down the barrel of 300 years of subjugation, racist bullshit and heart disease. He is telling you there isn’t one goddamn reason you shouldn’t go up there right now and slit the throats of every last one of these Dutch motherfuckers and set fire to this ship!

American Gods 1.02 “The Secret of Spoons”

My friends trying to save me from my bad decisions, and me actively resisting

(I’m actually super proud that there’s the right number of Nort’s in the picture to match the text. If you don’t think that’s at least a little impressive, I hope you get Norted.)

Shunrei, shiryu is fucking blind!!!