what if i just rest my eyes for a second

what if i just check out whats going on under this cozy blankie for like a minute. two minute

oh no

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

hmmm

[ID: photo of the back pockets of a pair of black wrangler jeans, with a white patch on the left that says in black text "GUARD DOG"]

Enoki Toshiyuki [榎俊幸] (Japanese, b. 1961, Tokyo, Japan) - Black Cat  Paintings

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down

Beyond absolute fave right now

“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

things i’ll call you a whore for:

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

holy shit.

Drank the water that kills you instantly

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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