Why don't you identify as a lesbian?
I’m a man and I have sexual and romantic feelings for other men that I actively pursue, and I think I heard somewhere that that’s not very lesbian of me.
this is one of the most hilarious things ive ever seen
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Why don't you identify as a lesbian?
I’m a man and I have sexual and romantic feelings for other men that I actively pursue, and I think I heard somewhere that that’s not very lesbian of me.
this is one of the most hilarious things ive ever seen
HEARTSTOPPER SEASON 2 + representation
A man walked straight into a bar
And then came out
‘Top’
I hope they start having better sex, what a shame
me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican
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british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it
obsessed with this
i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.
Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character
yes mama…
We stan the Queen in this house 😻
If I fits i sits
Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes
Why is it so funny when you see a big cat do something a house cat does?
Because it’s this big terrifying beast shown to kill and eat almost a hundred pounds of meat at night and is the apex predator of the lands it roams
And then you see it doing something Johnny, your cat who knocked over your water bottle, would do