Every time I see Cyclops in a "edgy depressed dumbass bitch thot bastard" alignment chart, he's always in a different spot
and they're all valid.
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alex: i'm joining the avengers
scott: i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed
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my therapist: evolved scott summers from x-men evolution isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. me:
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jean: and so it’d be nice if you’d help me control my husband’s eyes so we could have nice sunset loving
phoenix force: you mean pancake ass over there?
jean: yes, him
phoenix force: i mean… okay. i dont understand, but okay
phoenix force after (1) full day with scott summers: I’ve had pancake ass for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I’d destroy all of you and then myself
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I arrive at Utopia
avengers: assembled
phoenix force: on its way
ignorant and hypocritical self-righteous attitude: out
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM UTOPIA
For future use. Enjoy.
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Prof X: manipulating Scott Summers into being my perfect child soldier isn't going to backfire someday
Prof X: rip to Mister Sinister and Jack O' Diamonds but I'm different
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scott after he and jean reviewed their budget and spending
[ID: Screenshot of a Reddit title that reads: “AITA for impulse buying 60 cans of soup?” end ID]
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Scott is in Sad Bowl of Cereal mode. He is already out of touch with reality.
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Mr. Sinister whenever he sees Cyclops
People with flat asses are beautiful too ❤️
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Rachel: if I became host to the Phoenix, I would have controlled it
Scott: my wife went Dark Phoenix and died
Rachel: rip to Mom but I'm different
Scott: "Mom"?