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@cream-ray

hmm yeah baby hmmmnhm yea yea
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I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

god i miss this

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mageknight14

What even was Miiverse?

IM CRYING

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evilkaito

me taking all the sexy aesthetic ideas from catholicism and leaving literally everything else behind

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dayscreaming

*does 30 minutes of responsibilities in life* Good work me!!!! I have earned a 3 hour daydream session as a reward *grabs my earbuds*

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She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

okay?

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

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 pink in the night, mitski // i had a dream about you, richard siken // aristotle & dante discover the secrets of the universe, benjamin alire sáenz

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best name for a one-eyed cat/dog is definitely winky

winky means dick in british

i only care about what words mean in real human languages

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WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE

best sentence so far of 2017

going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to

Ok so everyone is deactivated but I remember seeing this posr back when the OP wasn’t and they meant they were RELATED to a pope (yknow, the original meaning of kin)

What a twist

ok this is false i was mutuals with the guy and he was definitely kin as in fictionkin with a pope it was the pope from that show the young pope or wahtever. anyways i think the reason he deactivated was it turned out he was into necrophilia

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chikkou

This is in no way funny but man did I just burst out laughing like what the fuck is going on

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i know everyone makes fun of ya dystopian fiction and books like the hunger games or divergent, etc. like “lmao one teenage girl can’t save the world” but uhhh 

that is literally????

what’s happening?????

right now?????

like idk about you, but i can smell a revolution coming

and she’s leading it. 

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