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TEEEEEEAAAAAAAA-

@teagrhyn / teagrhyn.tumblr.com

Hi!
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slymanner

The way puppycat says “bee” in this scene is just so adorable and fills my heart with happiness 🥺♥️

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nathsketch

Some of my tapestry-like LOTR artworks from 2018-2020!

I know you’ve already seen them before, but I wanted to gather them in one post and set the inspiration mood for the project I’ve been working on these past weeks! Can’t wait to finally show you! ⚔️🍃🌋✨

So, in the meantime, tune in on your Howard Shore playlist and happy Sunday!

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thoodleoo

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

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Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

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miceprincess

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

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glumshoe

I cannot stress this enough: be careful who you give dueling scars to, and where those scars are located.

You might think you’re slashing them across the face to “teach them a lesson” or “put them in their place” or even “to give them something to remember you by”, but in practice all you’re doing is giving them a backstory, raising their sex appeal, and setting them on the path of revenge.

If you want them to come back five, ten, fifteen years from now, then by all means, be my guest. Give them the sexiest scar you possibly can. But they will be more determined and more talented than you and they will kick your ass and probably kill you. Even if they’re not objectively “better at dueling” than you are, and you initially seem to have the upper hand, they have the blessing of plot behind them and that character arc is about to come crashing down on top of your head.

If you’re going to scar them, do it in some uncool and embarrassing place. The belly, maybe, if you’re careful. Across the nipple is pushing it. A slash across the ass isn’t particularly noble or sportsmanly of you but it doesn’t really increase your opponent’s cool factor unless you’re in a farcical comedy. Scar them somewhere if you must but do NOT help them accessorize their tragic backstory.

i knew as soon as i read the first sentence where this post was going and it did NOT dissapoint.

is this writing advice or life tips I'm confused

this is a life hack because ever since home ec was cut from school curriculums people are growing up without practical life skills

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ah yes im ready for the five hundred dissections of how the tree or the lyrium is placed in a pattern such to indicated solas’s flat ass

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idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

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mwagneto

reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

If I might add…

may i add

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palenoface

modern hieroglyphics

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veresfika

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

no more bare tits

oh shit a bow

having a moment

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

good morning sluts, back to work

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

we’re gonna be so pretty

wig snatched

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

if I play dead it might goes away

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

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improveordie

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

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