"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

Don’t be a “respect is earned not given” kind of person

Be a “respect is given unless proven undeserved” kind of person

my silliness? never performative

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQoByKMg1fd

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

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:V :| :V :| :V :P

Classic

a motherfucker could use an embrace 

Edward Scissorhands (1990) dir. Tim Burton