I think I might have gained a few pounds 😅
man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up
hate to say it but the cow is right
Oh plush cow we're really in it now
I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:
[ID in alt text] 16/25+ of my LGBTQIA+ boots series! transgender flag themed 🏳️⚧️ stickers or prints of this series here
what would be your ideal pregnancy? <3
In the realm of realism, where I could get pregnant but I have to like, deal with real life, twins at most. I'd like to get large, but I still need to function.
In a more fantastical scenario where I'm allowed to let my kinks take over, triplets to quads, and I'd like to go overdue, or rapid preg up to full term really fast, and then hold it for 9 months. I want to carry that tummy around for a while, and really indulge in it. I'd love to waddle around in pre-pregnancy clothes make my sexy belly everyone else's problem.
I've been asked this before and I'm never sure if I'm consistent between answers 😅.
Sexual themes
Remote control pregnancy but your partner has the remote and they refuse to hit the labor button so you just have to carry that overdue octuplet belly around. However, you have their credit card in the food delivery app so they're paying to feed you and the litter. You both consider this set up fair, no? 🎛️
As a purple man with a gold oven mitt once said: "Perfectly balanced as all things should be..." Honestly, permanent, overdue, high-order multiples, but I get to lounge around and be pregnant and gorge myself on someone else's dime? Sign me the fuck up! I get to be the huge, pregnant eye candy, and they get to ogle me and keep me round and happy... my only condition is I want a full body mirror where I rest, so I can see all of myself and also enjoy the view.
Sexual themes
It's your moral imperative to fall asleep on your transgender girlfriend
gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art
i thot this was from evangelion
Wanna see me get fatter?
Good girls deserve to do nothing more then sit around all day eating and dreaming about the fat blob they’re destined to be
I'm a good girl
the boy who cried wolf except i get you so big that everyone around you questions whether you’re pregnant or not. you laugh off the comments and you explain the real reason behind your wider waist and slower steps: that maybe you’ve just been putting away more pastries and carbs than you probably should be. This continues as you grow, until i eventually feel like you’re ready to carry more weight, in more ways than one. then comes the pregnancy.
but by then, your steadily growing belly—your heavy full tits getting heavier and fuller— it’s constantly mistaken by your peers as a result of your appetite. each month passes, and the comments on your growing figure increase. looks of curiosity turn to concern.
you try your hardest to convince everyone. you’ve been bred and your body is changing into what it needs to be! you really are pregnant, for real this time! but its all to no avail. “we wont fall for it this time!” they say. “your weight is spiralling, dont make excuses for your overindulge and greed”.
your tits continue to grow in size and volume as your tummy gets rounder and tighter, ravaged in stretchmarks. and all the while, the weight sticks to you. by the end of the nine months, your figure has become so indistinguishably obese that nobody even notices a change. to them, you’re just the gluttonous cow you’ve always been, and most likely always will be.
Cow: She's given hormones and loves grass and you can milk her or put her meat in your mouth.
Trans girl: She's given hormones and loves grass (weed) and you can milk her or put her meat in your mouth.
???
y’all I fucking LOVE magic/supernatural weight gain scenarios Please keep em comin fuck
another nsfw continuation for @makemeimmobile !!
Holy hells am I horny now
Always Reblog I love that last cell 😮💨
plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺
Didn't want to make y'all wait *too* long for another tight jeans pic 😏