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give an treat

@matissethecatto

hambsom cow catto. gorgeoumsly round. im live with @humaneteenager
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he’s named claude

submitd by @algys-foodbringer oh my…what an CHONKER…. im amazed. beautifüle mustaché. Sir Claude im pleased to meet youm.

for anyone whom didnot have the chance to meet Marvelous Mr. Claude

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Oh to be an adequately pudgy cat, kneading a soft blanket as though you are making some of the finest biscuits the world has ever seen

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Law and Order, DOG

In my living room, the puppies are represented by two separate, yet equally flamboyant Hayden personas: the Hayden that investigates crime and the Hayden that kennels the offenders. These are their stories. DUN DUN

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defense alleges that -as a ‘good dog’- their client would never dream of getting into the garbage, let alone smearing it around the house like a goddamn feral raccoon loose in a Wendy’s. But tell me, ladies and gentlemen, can the defense just explain away… EXHIBIT A?!”

*courtroom explodes into a flurry of gasps and shocked murmurs* “ORDER, ORDER!” “THE PROSECUTION RESTS.”

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