“Amelia it’s stupid no matter how I say it.”

Columbia is a sugar daddy everyone, to a man older and taller than him.

He's only going to get cuter anon.

"Ive also sword fought my ex. So I think I meet the criteria"

“I would like to think that I eat?”

((feel free to ask and interact with these two!))

( @ask-the-failed-american)

I have two that I equally stan. One has a small fan base the other is a complete crack ship that is the bastard child of many many many role plays between me and @aphaskengland-bitter-tea-drinker . (go give them love BTW)

The first is rustralia (Russia x Australia) This. Ship. Is. My. Fucking. Life. You have not lived until you have this giant man being flustered so badly that he's trying to pull his head into his scarf like a turtle. This happens so often in this ship its simply known as turtling or turtles in my role plays with @aphaskengland-bitter-tea-drinker who plays an amazing Australia if you don't believe me you can go check out their Australia blog @aph-ask-crocodile-aussie this ship started as a joke and has now become an otp that we stan. That being said it's not perfect the personalities that we give to these two socially neglected easy worked up boys works to better and hinder the couple.

They're personalities are strong and they lack a lot of emotional and social skills, because of that when these two argue it turns sour fast and rarely ends on a good note both generally leave fustrasted and upset, Ivans lack of a strong grasp on proper English and Jetts bastardized version of English means a lot of the arguments end up with Ivan pulling at his hair in anger at the inability to express himself or often Jett getting the wrong message and getting worked up

Still their strong personalities are what keep them together. They will always come and make up. They say sorry they express themselves more clearly and move on. Ivan and Jett help each other they learn to grow, but also they understand the pain of wanting to have someone to love when no one wants you. Jetts best friend is a lizard name Ricky and Ivan got rejected by a hamster needless to say the fact that they both found someone who looks at them with such love means they won't let go of the other.

And a little cute fact they have pet names, Ivan calls Jett starshine it's a nickname from the very first rp and it just stuck but it was in reference to how starsshine brightest in the dark and Jett came into Ivans life when he was at the bottle of the barrel. an illegal immigrant hiding in America during the hight of the cold War, barely understanding English, home sick and, frankly feeling alone and like every corner spies were waiting for him. Jett was able to push his way into Ivans life and made things a little bit eaiser a little bit brighter. Jett was Ivans sun, Ivan at the time didn't know what the word sun was but knew what shine and star was so he put them together.

Jett calls him cuddlebear because at the same time as this was happening Jett? Yeah he was dying of cancer. Ivan offered him an escape a source of comfort that he hadn't felt in ages he was always willing and ready to drop everything to sit and cuddle with Jett until the pain or the mental break down had ended.

The second one is iggychu China and England. I can't really explain it trust me I've tried it just works man. It just works.

Bonus:

Nyo!Columbia first thing in the morning

No you did not anon! It's been hinted at but Alfred is mixed his mother was native American his father was Nordic pale skin and blond hair are recessive!

Beauty standards at this time were blond hair and very pale skin it ment that you were wealthy and didn't go out in the sun much since you had people to do it for you. Arthur groomed Alfred to be obsessed with being the poster child of Victorian beauty and fashion.

Because of this Alfred bleaches his hair with hydrogen peroxide powder and uses powders to make his exposed skin seem pale and to cover his scars

The reason Alfred is a brunette and not pale in the photo is he was in Russia. Ivan does what ever he can to improve Alfred's comfort in his own skin and refuses to allow him to use products that pose a risk to Al's health.

Alfred only recently gotten back home and hasn't bleached his hair yet but will do so the first chance he gets. Wouldn't want to disappoint Arthur now.