Roam Around

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

kofi request: "louie from pikmin eating a really big burger (he is about the size of a quarter so any burger is really big)"

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

it's not THAT outdated

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

been reading

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

(These are all based on what I was seeing in the tags/comments)

grunt does some mental math

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

I wanted to do a redraw of Harley’s ‘Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay’ outfit in my style

and then this happened

I too enjoy the jerky man