you, Sir, are a Space, too.

I hate when light yagami is pretending to be innocent so he just puts on yaoi eyes . *pushes him down the stairs*

Why does his hair grow longer when he enters yaoi mode

my eidolon, Rule #22 - If Trees Could Talk, allows me to talk to. well take a fucking guess

"id like a hamburger..........................with cheese" well you're getting staples

conversation with my surgeon after I hit my head on a windowsill

This is a reminder that all beautiful men are my toys

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

these two replies are worrying for different reasons

dont know how to get this gunk off my car so ive just been driving lol REALLY bumpy today

i like to watch car crash videos on youtube and JUST because i get hard while im watching doesn’t inhibit my ability to provide fair and balanced commentary on the evil nature of all kia soul drivers

OP: +15cm elevator insoles, essential for cosplaying tall mature male characters（OP demonstrates how cosplayers alter their height ）

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over