Pardon me while I have a strange interlude

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Official Sounds Penis, See You In Hell Post

We fucking did it, boys and ghouls! Penis prime time! I only wish my parents were alive to see this.

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

Employee-customer solidarity

Even if they don't- Your review can be the thing that wrecks someone up accidentally;

"Janie was so helpful when I wanted to buy a new washing machine on Friday, she stayed with me for half an hour and wasn't pushy at all, we had a good laugh about our cats' silly antics and she got Adam and Suzy to carry it to the car for me- 10/10 excellent service, I'd come back any day!"

-But Management has a policy that workers should spend no more than 10 focused minutes on any customer at a time, and that they should always try to upsell the insurance and the higher price model, so Janie was breaking policy.

-And they aren't supposed to have their phones on the sales floor, so now Janie is going to be quizzed on whether she was showing photos of her cat to a customer.

-Adam is a warehouse worker and shouldn't have been in the front-of-house at all, Suzy is a porter, and store policy is both to use a trolley to move heavy items, and that only the porters should do it, so now Janie is in trouble for pulling Adam off-task, Adam is in trouble for walking through the shop floor, and Suzy is in trouble for poor handling procedure. Maybe the store even has a paid delivery service that Janie was supposed to upsell as soon as you said "I can't put this in my car without help", so this was all against policy.

Your review should always be as bland as possible, "10/10, five star service, will shop here again, thank you to Janie at the Town Street branch" You NEVER know what was technically a rule-break, capitalism is not your friend, the review process is part of the panopticon.

FIVE STARS, TEN OUT OF TEN, VERY GOOD, NOTHING MORE.

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

Why hasn’t this been done before?

You know why.

Cause racial health disparities…

I hope this gets published

It is available for download as a pdf from their website. www.blackandbrownskin.co.uk/mindthegap

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

Mad Magazine

P…PANSY SPEECH BUBBLE?!??!???????????? I need to reconsider my entire artistic practice. I have so much to learn

I JUST WANT STEDE TO TELL ED HIS LIST OF FAVOURITE FLOWERSANS MAKE STUPID FLOWERS PUNS AND BE HAPPY FOREVER T_T

Meet the Artist: GDBee Art (@prinnay)

Below are some of the pieces of art she has shared with you all.

If you haven't seen her Creator Spotlight, be sure to check it out here. For more of Geneva's work, head over to her Tumblr, @prinnay, and give it a follow!

Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????

This Ryan creamer??????

I feel like macro fetish people can come up with some really good stuff with this knowledge

I love everything about this!

I unironically love the basement train folks, they're just making these works of art for themselves and maybe like a few people that might care.

Just making huge very personal art installations for their own enjoyment.

Including silly but delightful things like that in there.

Just a delight!

Yea! And that reminds me of one of the quote tweets that said something like "shoutout to horny autistics you run the world" and I'm like hell yeah!!