men are so awful. reblog this if ur a girl with brown eyes
a young child: *tells me basic knowledge*
me: no way!!!!!!!! 00000000000:
i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones
white women are dangerous and imma need for y’all to stop separating them from white men
“Women are not made whole by men. Women are made whole the moment they enter this world.” - Anne Shirley Cuthbert’s manifesto
THE WAY BOYEGA DOES NOT GIVE A FUCKKK
HE SAID THE CONTRACTS UP BITCH I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT
In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.”
The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids’ screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says “I’ll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze” so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says “I’ll be an artist” so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says “I got a masters degree in art.”
that one hurt a little, Jeff.
those posts like "i wish platonic 'i love yous' were socially acceptable 😔" are so bizarre to me like...do your friends not say i love you?? are yall okay???
Ppl be saying I love u to anyone but family and s/os????????? Y'all are too friendly
Do y'all not love your friends? Why is saying I love you so controversial it's not a wedding vow dbdndkdkdk
y’all, the “billy eilish is now 18!!! you know what that means…… ;;;;))))))) that’s right. She is legally allowed to operate a 2019 Viper Rt80 8000lb Air Pneumatic Forklift Hatz Diesel Lift Truck” posts are just as fucked as the “if i ever caught my son like this, i would beat him literally to death, this is wrong. i mean, that shirt with those pants?” comments that ppl leave on pics of two guys kissing, i’m begging you to go to your nearest Wawa and purchase a sense of humor that doesn’t rely on triggering marginalized ppl’s fight or flight responses for literally no reason
Every week, I go to a club. I act like I’m too drunk to stand. And every week, a nice guy comes over to see if I’m okay.
Promising Young Woman (2020), writ. & dir. by Emerald Fennell
pretends to be shocked
with the new round of JK rowling being a transphobic prick rolling out, I think it’s important to reference what I call the H.P. Lovecraft rule. Fans of Lovecraft’s stuff openly acknowledge that he was remarkably racist and that his shitty beliefs bled into his work, whether through metaphors or more blatant pieces of the text, while also enjoying the monster concepts and such that he created. They use critical thinking when approaching his work and acknowledge . In my opinion, it’s fine for people to still like Harry Potter, it’s just important to acknowledge that the Rowling’s own shitty beliefs also bled into her work (the house elves ‘enjoying’ slavery, the sexism, the antisemitism with the goblins, laughable attempt at gay inclusion, lycanthropy being compared to AIDS, etc.). I really don’t think it’s bad for anyone to still enjoy the franchise, it’s just really important to use critical thinking when consuming it, which is true of any media really.
Also I know there are people who are going to drop it all together, and honestly valid, can’t blame ya, it’s just that I saw a post saying ‘you can’t separate it from her beliefs!’ and I just wanted to point out the truth in that while ALSO pointing out that it doesn’t mean people have to quit it altogether - they just need to be smart in their consumption. If someone says something along the lines of, “JK Rowling sucks but the series is still perfect, I’ll just pretend she didn’t write it,” then that’s not critical thinking. That’s just trying to make yourself feel better and pretend there’s nothing wrong with it instead of admitting there are things absolutely wrong with it and that the thing you like is flawed.
noah centineo is Only valid as peter kavinsky
A movie adaptation of one of the most beloved musicals of the 20th century, with a talented cast and input from the creator himself:
The epic finale to a powerful, beloved space opera saga at least three decades in the making:
Will Smith getting turned into a pigeon: