Trust me idk whats going on either

listen im seeing a lot of people being like "oh my god thor might have a crush on Peter quill because of that scene in the new love and thunder trailer!" like no. Absolutely not. It's disney and it's never gonna happen. HOWEVER disney queerbaiting people with Chris Pratt might be the funniest thing they've ever done

ACTUALLY sexual tension was invented when gansey called declan a whore

This is infinitely funnier if you remember that gansey has a southern accent

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

what?

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

Ah, yep. Now it's complete, and I can reblog it.

none of you who enjoy beer are seeing heaven

“it has notes of orange” no it has notes of PISS. piss notes.

i’m losing my mind

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

Honestly, probably the best social tip I could ever give you guys is literally just ask. Need to make a doctor's appointment but don't know how? Call the doctor's office and ask. Don't know the meaning of what someone said? Ask them. Don't understand the instructions you were given? Ask them to repeat or clarify. This has literally never failed me, no one's gotten angry, no one's refused to answer.

Even in situations where you think it might not work, I once accidentally missed a deadline to accept a job offer, so I called and asked if they could reset it and they did. Just today I called a doctor and asked how to schedule an appointment, the lady told me how, and then I did it. Didn't know if someone was being sarcastic or not, so I asked and they told me. Just ask.

guys good news the diana musical is just as terrible as i suspected it would be i'm gonna watch the whole thing

Bluesey and their phonecalls u know?

pining and longing central

which hot priest are you today 

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media