she let me hit cuz i'm brave

like that little toaster

Can I help you Peter

Maybe he wants more cookies?

Hi Silver Spoon. What is happening to my post.

Greetings, Ellie Lol! I think Peter's just here for more cookies. As for what is happening to your post, I couldn't say, Darling

Pleased to make your acquaintance, though. <3

The scene that plays out before you is somewhat surreal-- from the odd choice of euphemism to the grease coating the young man’s hair. But one thing sticks out above all else.

REACTION SPEED- Is that a fucking horse?

a friend gifted me this genius idea

original under cut

thought i'd also share the lil promo image i made without the text since i like how it turned out

"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

audio on:333

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

[VD: A Magnus Archives animation done in orange and teal titled "Pusryčiai" (meaning: "breakfast"). Mellow music plays as Martin cracks two eggs into a frying pan. He turns away to throw the shells while the pan sizzles, and when he returns with a spatula, a "boom" sound effect plays as Martin recoils with comic disgust.

The egg yolks have been replaced by human eyeballs. Martin stares at them for a moment. He then pokes at the egg with the spatula, producing a squelching sound, and one of the eyes blinks with another gross wet sound. Martin goes from disgusted to comically sad and disappointed, and he fades away before the setting does. The video ends on the words "darė Skaistė" (meaning: made by Skaistė) and a quick shot of an eyeball. End VD]

ty @princess-of-purple-prose for the description, i edited it a bit too.

this is pytha (gorean) theorem

all your issues with modern anime are this cunt's fault btw

anerican choese

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Oops wait not my house

Not my wife either

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

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I've had the worst art block this whole week so I took forever to finish this :(

but at least its done. I'm not happy with it but whatever ┐(￣ー￣)┌

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GUYS WE HAVE A FAKED COROCORO PAGE

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever drawn

A story about a man named Lee Grier-Neri, and what happens when his shadow begins to speak to him.

hey guys. i just published the first chapter of my new webcomic called placebo placebo. if you like psychological horror or ergodic literature then i'd suggest giving it a read and passing it around. (i'd really appreciate it.)