Fun music fact

A 64th note is called a hemidemisemiquaver

Shorter than that is a quasihemidemisemiquaver

Even shorter than that is my penis

AWWWWWWWSTIN. Approximately one thousand years ago we arrived in a broken down RV to play at Flamingo Cantina. Yesterday we showed up to Emos in two rental cars and a box truck. And this is what we saw. Can’t thank you guys enough for coming out. Y’all gave us the warm feelies.

ATTENTION FELLOW NERDS! Tonight’s show will be broadcast live to your Oculus Headset in VR, so you can experience our live show with every sense except that of smell. We’re still working on that. Here’s the link: https://www.oculus.com/experiences/event/258526601403422/

HO. LEE. MO. LEE. Thanks NJ homies! What a god damn show.

chilling

TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!! Hey there! All ticket links for this year’s shows are up at www.fb.com/smanifesto! Get them quick, many of the shows will sell out in advance! All shows are Everything Goes Numb front to back, except where noted. … and now we have to go re-learn a bunch of songs we haven’t played in about 10 or 15 years…

are you fucking kidding me

its him

its mash potato

EVERYTHING GOES NUMB 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ALBUM TOUR ANNOUNCED! So it’s no secret we had an absolute blast last year on the SITB album Anniversary tour, and what do you know, this year is also an album anniversary year (I guess technically every year is every albums anniversary to some degree, but stop overthinking things, ya nerd). So today we announce the Everything Goes Numb 15 Year Anniversary Tour! Every night (with the exception of the 4 Keasbey Nights Album Shows), we’ll be playing our first album, the one that started this entire mess back in 2003, from first song to last song, with a few extra bonus songs thrown in for good measure (and because we decided to never play a set without Blondle Lead The Blind again after last year). Below are the dates, which more or less wraps up our 2018 (please note the two night back to backers in Denver and Sayreville ;-)

Tickets on sale this Friday, March 16th! Thank you all and SEE YOU AT THE SHOWS!

5/5/2018 TOMS RIVER, NJ PINE BELT ARENA /// KEASBEY NIGHTS SHOW (SOLD OUT) 7/20/2018 DENVER, CO OGDEN THEATER /// KEASBEY NIGHTS SHOW 7/21/2018 DENVER, CO OGDEN THEATER 7/22/218 LAS VEGAS, NV BROOKLYN BOWL 7/23/2018 TEMPE, AZ MARQUEE 7/24/2018 SAN DIEGO, CA SOMA 7/25/2018 LOS ANGELES, CA THE SHRINE /// KEASBEY NIGHTS SHOW 7/26/2018 SAN FRANCISCO, CA REGENCY THEATER 7/27/2018 PORTLAND, OR CRYSTAL BALLROOM 7/28/2018 SEATLLE, WA SHOWBOX SODO 8/17/2018 DALLAS, TX HOUSE OF BLUES 8/18/2018 AUSTIN, TX EMO’S 9/15/2018 WORCESTER, MA PALLADIUM 9/21/218 TORONTO, ON DANFORTH 9/22/2018 MONTREAL, QC L’OLYMPIA 10/13/2018 BALTIMORE, MD RAMS HEAD LIVE 10/19/2018 ORLANDO, FL PLAZA LIVE 10/20/2018 TAMPA, FL JANNUS LIVE 10/21/2018 ATLANTA, GA BUCKHEAD 11/16/2018 DETROIT, MI MAJESTIC 11/17/2018 CHICAGO, IL RIVIERA 11/18/2018 CLEVELAND, OH AGORA THEATER 11/30/2018 PHILADELPHIA, PA ELECTRIC FACTORY 12/1/218 NEW YORK, NY PLAYSTATION THEATRE 12/21/2018 SAYREVILLE, NJ STARLAND BALLROOM /// KEASBEY NIGHTS SHOW 12/22/2018 SAYREVILLE, NJ STARLAND BALLROOM #streetlightmanifesto

News Item 1 of 2 for the Day! Due to overwhelming demand (but mostly because you yelled at us for only setting up the one show, which promptly sold out), we’re announcing 3 more shows wherein we play Keasbey Nights from first song to last, to celebrate its being 2 decades old:

7/20 DENVER CO (night 1 of 2) 7/25 LOS ANGELES CA 12/21 SAYREVILLE NJ (night 1 of 2)

That’s it, no more will be added, pinky swear and all that. TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY

two of my favorite things

gf: i just shaved feel my legs

me: 

My cat is depressed he’ll never get to see Streetlight Manifesto :(